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A VERY strange (possibly offensive) question. ***read at your own risk...***



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I am glad you asked this question, because I am also not a spitter, and DH is wondering when we can return to our activities. How long did you all wait after surgery to get physical?

And to the original poster, IT never really goes down that smoothly, just keep the drink next to you to dilute the "protein" as soon as you swallow it.

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Okay, well, I'm almost done losing all my weight... I lost 65 and I look and feel great.

Here's the thing. I've let all the saline leak out of my band (I don't need it, the band is PLENTY of restriction for me... I'm one of the lucky few)... not a lot gets stuck, and I can't eat a lot in one sitting, either. It's nice.... like...

...I can't eat bread, Pasta, carrots or... ummm... well, when my fiancee and I are... physical... orally... and I... swallow... it gets stuck a little bit and I have to drink pineapple juice afterwards and work through it. What the heck is this?? It's freaking weird and a little gross!

(by the way... just so no one thinks I'm a slut... that's as far as I go until we're married, so, I'm not that bad.)

Don't judge, just tell me if it's ever happened to you and/or what the heck??!?

Here's a thought: Your fiance could help you out here by drinking more Water. If he stays well hydrated it would probably thin out his bodily fluids plus it would be a health benefit to him. :cool:

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thank God I'm a quitter!

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thank God I'm a quitter!

Oh- so you spit!

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actually- if HE drinks the pineapple juice it will make "it" taste sweeter

his diet can definately affect the taste and consistency of the "stuff"

maybe it is the time you are doin it cuz your band might be tighter then- like I am always tighter in the morning

good luck

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OMG!! This is so funny! I actually wondered the same thing. Afraid to try it. Thank you for having the "balls" to even post the thread!!! Hehe

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Does anyone care if I move this thread to the powder Room Gone Wild? It's a topic that I think belongs there.

This has been discussed there already, so I don't think you should in any way be embarrassed. There have been plenty of gals that have wondered about that same thing.

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I think this is definitely a conversation for the powder Room.

As for the poster, I think it is a matter of what is comfortable and what is not. If you have trouble, try having your fiance up is Water intake. If it still causes problems, then discuss an alternate ending.

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The "protein" in it is always one of my husbands "selling" points when he's trying to persuade me.........:thumbup:

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Gee I thought that once you were married you didn't have to do that anymore???? LOL

Sorry that I can't help, but I'm a quitter!

Edited by bella76
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Here's a thought: Your fiance could help you out here by drinking more Water. If he stays well hydrated it would probably thin out his bodily fluids plus it would be a health benefit to him. :mellow:

Maybe he could help you by drinking half himself! :thumbup::cool2::thumbup:

JOKES!

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Gee I thought that once you were married you didn't have to do that anymore???? LOL

Sorry that I can't help, but I'm a quitter!

You don't, I'm married and I'm not even a starter any longer LOL

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