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And even more disturbing, they have a smiley that depicts little smileys in an elevator, one of them lets one rip, everyone else falls over dead. Cute, but VERY disturbing.

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LMAO!!!!!! Hey, wasa, be careful what you stir up over there, one of them might aim a fart at you!

Ohhhhh, can I use that? Next time they tell me I'm a big bad meanie for calling them stinky and they start their stuff again, can I respond with, "What are you gonna do? Aim a fart my way??"

Now I can't wait to use it!

:tongue_smilie:

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That's awesome! LOL I wanna see those smileys!!! Wasa you have half of LBT checking out OH the last few days!! This thread is great!

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My god, that forum is like a car crash - you dont want to look but you cant tear your eyes away!

I've been reading it all morning.

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I'm just completely speechless by it all! Charcoal underwear really gets the prize for me. Someone thought of this, and people wear it - because there is a need for it!? Ugg.

Have I mentioned today how much I f'ing love my band????

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See people??? Did I TELL you this would be an inappropriate thread? How many ways is this not PC? HA! But I just can't help it.

I have to say, I'm thrilled this thread was started, without a doubt I have to say that reading through this I have LOL in real time more than any other thread. People are coming up with some real gems here. Not sure about the rest of you but I seriously needed a laugh the last couple of days!

Wheet... it IS addictive, Jacqui... it IS like a car crash, Gloucester... it is amazing the products that are on the market.

Turler:

That's awesome! LOL I wanna see those smileys!!! Wasa you have half of LBT checking out OH the last few days!! This thread is great!

Kinda makes you appreciate Alex and our mods over here, eh? HA!

I'm floored each time I go over there and find a new prize of a post. ;o)

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I had to look it up.... The name of the company that makes charcoal underwear is called Under-Tec.

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LMAO...I just picture the spokesman for this being a tall cartoon character with a cape - - that flaps in his own wind.

UNDER-TEC. There when you need him.

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Ok, I showed this thread to my hubby, and the charcoal underware and now he is in on his computer reading OH and I keep hearing laughter coming from the den.

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Ok, I showed this thread to my hubby, and the charcoal underware and now he is in on his computer reading OH and I keep hearing laughter coming from the den.

I take it he is not planning on you revising from a band to DS? ;o))))))

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Has anybody thought how hellish their support meetings must be? Get a group of 12-14 of them together.......

Charcoal Undies. Man, that is hardcore!

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When I first started reading this thread, I'll admit I thought "C'mon, what's the big deal? It's a fart. Have you ever encountered a fart that didn't stink?"........but wow......somebody on the DS thread wrote that they got WRITTEN UP at work over a gas issue!!! How does the boss conduct that meeting without laughing?!?

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They reckon those undies are airtight. Do you think they'd inflate over the course of a day?

I don't know, I kinda wonder if they begin to float up in the air with expandable charcoal undies.

But the real question is, the DSers floating in the air by their own gas, does the smell kill them? Are they corpses floating around up there? How would they survive it?

Plain:

When I first started reading this thread, I'll admit I thought "C'mon, what's the big deal? It's a fart. Have you ever encountered a fart that didn't stink?"........but wow......somebody on the DS thread wrote that they got WRITTEN UP at work over a gas issue!!! How does the boss conduct that meeting without laughing?!?

Ohhh nooo, we aren't talking run of the mill gas, this is SPECIAL gas that is possibly LETHAL! HA! And lots of it too!

Remember banding? Remember the people walking around the halls right out of surgery farting up a storm? Do you suppose on a DS floor the nurses wear gas masks or do they get hazard pay?

Personally, I think I'd have to refuse to work on such a floor. :blush:

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