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Do you ever have that moment of clarity where you step back and wonder "what the hell did I just do?". I had that moment and came to rant about it.

I had sleeve surgery on June 1st and since then:

- My clothes don't fit anymore. I went to wear my favorite shirt yesterday and it was TOO BIG!!!

- People keep telling me I'm looking great. The nerve of some people!

- I don't snore anymore. How am I supposed to annoy my wife while I'm asleep??

- I'm wearing size 38 pants now. I wore those in HIGH SCHOOL! I'm basically a high schooler now!!!

- My gentleman's sausage looks twice as big now. That's like twice as much to disappoint my wife!

- I don't sweat anymore. It is the middle of summer and I don't sweat even when I work out.

- My feet never hurt anymore. I used to have terrible foot pain and it is GONE!

I think I need to go sit in a quite place for a while and relax now.

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thanks for a wonderful laugh but I truly understand what ur saying. I am six months out and finally get it.

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I no its a bitch . Losing . And feeling so good . Well done . For the chuckle

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It is hell getting younger again.

Enjoy

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Thanks for the motivation Gary, I'm 7 days out from my surgery and I'm getting a little nervous. This is what i needed to read, Thanks again...

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Yeah, I hear ya! But "gentleman's sausage"... excuse me while I go giggle in a corner like a 5 year old for a while! XD

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I feel you i went from a size 40 and xx shirts to 32 and large shirts

juan phone

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hahaha thank you so much for making me laugh!

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LMFAO!

Please, please, please don't leave!

:)

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OMG, I'm so relieved. When I first saw your title, I was ugh, oh God, another negative thread that will make me think twice but I opened it anyway.

Loved it. Thanks!!!! This is all I am hopeful for!!!!

Great job! Keep up the good work.

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You poor man. Phone the surgeon and demand a refund.

P.S. Grow up. It's a penis.

oh. I enjoy all the creative names.

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Sausage is good. Bigger sausage is better.

I don't want a gentleman, though... ;)

Sending a virtual cold shower your way. :)

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