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Do you ever have that moment of clarity where you step back and wonder "what the hell did I just do?". I had that moment and came to rant about it.

I had sleeve surgery on June 1st and since then:

- My clothes don't fit anymore. I went to wear my favorite shirt yesterday and it was TOO BIG!!!

- People keep telling me I'm looking great. The nerve of some people!

- I don't snore anymore. How am I supposed to annoy my wife while I'm asleep??

- I'm wearing size 38 pants now. I wore those in HIGH SCHOOL! I'm basically a high schooler now!!!

- My gentleman's sausage looks twice as big now. That's like twice as much to disappoint my wife!

- I don't sweat anymore. It is the middle of summer and I don't sweat even when I work out.

- My feet never hurt anymore. I used to have terrible foot pain and it is GONE!

I think I need to go sit in a quite place for a while and relax now.

You just seriously made my day!!! I love this!!!

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LOL! Congratulations for all these terrible things, and I hope you keep discovering more things to rant about.

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