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Nsfw- I'm Sorry But I Have To Share This

I'm going to make this the least raunchy as I can and to anyone I offend I'm really sorry I'm only sharing this because I really wish someone would have given me a heads up. This is so embarrassing.

Ok so last night I was with my boyfriend and we were "together" and something inside of him went inside of me (digestion tract). I'm pretty sure you guys understand what I'm referring to. Then all of a sudden I got very dizzy and nauseous and eventually fell asleep and woke up to the most horrendous bowel movements of my entire life. I couldn't understand what happened and then it occured to me to look up the nutrition facts of what he naturally produces and it turns out there are 15g/tbs of sugar (fructose) in it!! I dumped off it! No one told me this and I got so incredibly sick and ugh. Has this happened to any other ladies in the house or our homosexual brethren? So so so embarrassing :[

- Kaylee Ann ~ Surgerversary: 6/11/12

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OMGoddness! I'm really glad you posted this. I'm just starting the process but I've allready informed my husband

that he's in for a change after my procedure!ROFLOL

I would of never thought anything of it.

Ok maybe I'm the only one thinking ...maybe that's not the worst thing..LOL...

Of course this gives my husband another reason to hate the idea of the surgery LOL

Ok, I must admit I am roflmfao!! I'm sorry. Who would ever have thought?!

New Life Started 07/24/12

I am so glad I don't have to worry about that anymore being an older woman I have no desires for such stuff anymore thanks to menopause and the fact that I did so much of that stuff in my younger years I hope to never ever see another penis ever. Haha don't tell the hubs. But with him at 400 lbs he surely has to have a clue. This ain't Easter and I am not going hunting for eggs ya know what I mean

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I am so glad I don't have to worry about that anymore being an older woman I have no desires for such stuff anymore thanks to menopause and the fact that I did so much of that stuff in my younger years I hope to never ever see another penis ever. Haha don't tell the hubs. But with him at 400 lbs he surely has to have a clue. This ain't Easter and I am not going hunting for eggs ya know what I mean

I died laughing

- Kaylee Ann ~ Surgiversary: 6/11/12

Omg! That's so funny

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LoL!! Im so glad i read this. I had been wondering about this certain .."liquid". Thank you SO much for the warning!

Of course this gives my husband another reason to hate the idea of the surgery LOL

Lmao so true

  • Personally, I'd rather have a Snickers bar!

Bahahahahahah! Sorry you dumped but thank you for sharing they should put this in the info packet for the first seminar! Hahaha love it :)

Wow..... Talk about a mouth full.... And I thought I would a least get to enjoy that.... Now this..... Somebody just shoot me..... Great post..... Sigh

Have him eat less sweets to lower the amount of sugar in it there was another thread here about it having protein so i guess theres good and bad for you ladies glad it was me and not my wife who had the RNY hahaha don't tell her i said that..great group of people here

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