I'm going to make this the least raunchy as I can and to anyone I offend I'm really sorry I'm only sharing this because I really wish someone would have given me a heads up. This is so embarrassing.

Ok so last night I was with my boyfriend and we were "together" and something inside of him went inside of me (digestion tract). I'm pretty sure you guys understand what I'm referring to. Then all of a sudden I got very dizzy and nauseous and eventually fell asleep and woke up to the most horrendous bowel movements of my entire life. I couldn't understand what happened and then it occured to me to look up the nutrition facts of what he naturally produces and it turns out there are 15g/tbs of sugar (fructose) in it!! I dumped off it! No one told me this and I got so incredibly sick and ugh. Has this happened to any other ladies in the house or our homosexual brethren? So so so embarrassing :[

- Kaylee Ann ~ Surgerversary: 6/11/12

From one old hippie girl to another, this is hysterical and I am in the same situation!!!!! He looks 12 months pregnant and He has not seen his in years unless juggling a couple of mirrors!!! As long as he leaves me alone, I am okay! I have tried being nice but it did not work and that was several years ago. I still hear about this but just walk the other way!!! HA!

Okay another laugh! I told my husband about this and he said one last one before surgery! Hee Hee!

I'm so glad someone brought this up. I've been wondering about this for a while!

I just mentioned this to Hubby, and he gave me a very worried look, lol! I am so sorry that this happened to you, but thank you so much for the warning. Now he may rethink the giant bowls of ice cream he's been eating lately, hah!

From one old hippie girl to another' date=' this is hysterical and I am in the same situation!!!!! He looks 12 months pregnant and He has not seen his in years unless juggling a couple of mirrors!!! As long as he leaves me alone, I am okay! I have tried being nice but it did not work and that was several years ago. I still hear about this but just walk the other way!!! HA! <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> [/quote']

Yea been a little bit longer in years for me and i dont care. Its in his court he needs to drop 200 lbs before we would be able to connect lol u know

I am so still preop but this is VERY good to know... Thank you

AWESOME THREAD! I seriously mean that too. I have read a lot of different threads, and this is the most laid back and fun group of people thus far.

Thank you for sharing, what I can imagine is a very embarrassing/humbling, experience.

From someone who would have had to learn the hard way..... (Probably multiple times) ....... I appreciate your decision to share.

Too funny. Thanks all, lol

Gen :-) 12/15/12

Glad I read this. Y'all are trip! Love it!!

I have surgery in two days. Now I have to figure out if I should tell him now or after. lol

Don't really feel in the mood for at the moment because I'm really anxious about my surgery.

My husband is a skinny guy who eats sweets a lot. He is high energy.

So do I tell him now or later?

Glad I read this. Y'all are trip! Love it!!

I have surgery in two days. Now I have to figure out if I should tell him now or after. lol

Don't really feel in the mood for at the moment because I'm really anxious about my surgery.

My husband is a skinny guy who eats sweets a lot. He is high energy.

So do I tell him now or later?

I say try it out for yourself and see! But warm him before...

HW 312, pre-op (lap-band) 294, pre-op (RNY) 255, surgery date 2/11/13, goal weight 154, current weight 234.8

Glad I read this. Y'all are trip! Love it!!

I have surgery in two days. Now I have to figure out if I should tell him now or after. lol

Don't really feel in the mood for at the moment because I'm really anxious about my surgery.

My husband is a skinny guy who eats sweets a lot. He is high energy.

So do I tell him now or later?

Tell him later...that will teach him to be a SKINNY sweet eater! Lol

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