I'm going to make this the least raunchy as I can and to anyone I offend I'm really sorry I'm only sharing this because I really wish someone would have given me a heads up. This is so embarrassing.

Ok so last night I was with my boyfriend and we were "together" and something inside of him went inside of me (digestion tract). I'm pretty sure you guys understand what I'm referring to. Then all of a sudden I got very dizzy and nauseous and eventually fell asleep and woke up to the most horrendous bowel movements of my entire life. I couldn't understand what happened and then it occured to me to look up the nutrition facts of what he naturally produces and it turns out there are 15g/tbs of sugar (fructose) in it!! I dumped off it! No one told me this and I got so incredibly sick and ugh. Has this happened to any other ladies in the house or our homosexual brethren? So so so embarrassing :[

- Kaylee Ann ~ Surgerversary: 6/11/12

I hadn't had anyone say anything about this either. I got nauseous and it came back up for me.

Omg this is too funny. How many people said "thanks for the heads up". Lol! I'm so sorry that happened to you! I suppose all women will want to say they have dumping syndrome now huh!?

lmao Wow

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Lol!! True that.....

I am so glad I don't have to worry about that anymore being an older woman I have no desires for such stuff anymore thanks to menopause and the fact that I did so much of that stuff in my younger years I hope to never ever see another penis ever. Haha don't tell the hubs. But with him at 400 lbs he surely has to have a clue. This ain't Easter and I am not going hunting for eggs ya know what I mean

Lol you are way to funny. Also my mom is always saying this! Too funny indeed.

I hadn't had anyone say anything about this either. I got nauseous and it came back up for me.

Oh. My. God. That. Sucks.

- Kaylee Ann ~ Surgerversary 6/11/2012

I had thought about this. Sad to know I was right geez

Wow... so glad to learn this now!!

So glad to know this now lol.... Im so terrified of getting prego though that the hubs will be tripple wrapping that puppy for awhile haha and im on a ten year birth control also! And i did have to laugh a little. Sorry it was at your expence

Lol you are way to funny. Also my mom is always saying this! Too funny indeed.

HA !! You should know what I tell him. I do remember when it was all so fun back n my 20s and 30s but in the 40s and 50s not so much. Especially if they don't manscape lol ewww next time you get a load instead f swallowing give him a great big wet kss and let him swallow ewww lol sorry had too

Hippie gal you are too funny.

HA !! You should know what I tell him. I do remember when it was all so fun back n my 20s and 30s but in the 40s and 50s not so much. Especially if they don't manscape lol ewww next time you get a load instead f swallowing give him a great big wet kss and let him swallow ewww lol sorry had too

Lol my my are you too funny its a goods thing hubby understands that that doesn't go in my mouth otherwise I'd have to let him swallow it hahaha

Oh Lawd, I'm 3 days post op and laughing way too much. I needed the laugh, but the chuckles hurt my gut! Sorry that you had to be the ginea pig on this, but good info to know. I love this support group. We are definitely anything goes!

i have nothing

Lol my my are you too funny its a goods thing hubby understands that that doesn't go in my mouth otherwise I'd have to let him swallow it hahaha

Agreed!