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Gosh I never thought about this, probably because my husband has been gone since before Halloween (Army). I usually use a cough drop in the mouth if I'm going to swallow but that's because it makes the sperm taste very sweet. I've never been brave enough to do it without lol but he doesn't have a taste anyways......Thank goodness. This one guy tasted like pure salt *gag*. I personally don't think it will cause a problem for your new stomach because it's probably at most a tsp amount.

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It's thread reminds me of my favorite comic strip.

omg that is hilarious!

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I know' date=' it's possible. Can we count it as Protein? I've heard it's good for your hair maybe it'll stop the thinning![/quote']

Now all I can think about is "There's Something About Mary" LMAO!

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Gosh I never thought about this' date=' probably because my husband has been gone since before Halloween (Army). I usually use a cough drop in the mouth if I'm going to swallow but that's because it makes the sperm taste very sweet. I've never been brave enough to do it without lol but he doesn't have a taste anyways......Thank goodness. This one guy tasted like pure salt *gag*. I personally don't think it will cause a problem for your new stomach because it's probably at most a tsp amount.[/quote']

Try having him drink a small can of pineapple juice daily. That was always my little secret. I've never had any complaints of too salty or smelling like bleach

(like I've heard about other guys).

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wow... guys out there are so lucky... i dont even get to do it half a year once with my wife... and no oral...

wife is forever tired or busy...

maybe thats why men have affair...

sad man...

Maybe..doing something new..something.g you would do on a first date..women. like that

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wow... guys out there are so lucky... i dont even get to do it half a year once with my wife... and no oral...

wife is forever tired or busy...

maybe thats why men have affair...

sad man...

Maybe..doing something new..something.g you would do on a first date..women. like that

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wow... guys out there are so lucky... i dont even get to do it half a year once with my wife... and no oral...

wife is forever tired or busy...

maybe thats why men have affair...

sad man...

then why don't you have an affair? life is to short to experience an asexual life (unless you want it that way). the physical part of life is a very important part of life to be celebrated.

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This thread reminds me of my favorite comic strip.

OMG! How funny!!

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thank you susan for your advise. :)

actually I have tried. but quarrel in the end.

maybe i didnt try hard enough. or i am just a boring person.

please skip my problem and continue the sexy talk. i love reading them. although i cant have it ' date=' i can read it. :)

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Someone's enjoying this.... A little too much? Lol!! :-0

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This thread reminds me of my favorite comic strip.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Maybe..doing something new..something.g you would do on a first date..women. like that

i ever tried going travel oversea with just both of us. free and easy. for a week. but no love making ' date=' nothing.

i ever think if the problem lies on me. but i have several ex gf. and we do it almost everyday without problems.

then why don't you have an affair? life is to short to experience an asexual life (unless you want it that way). the physical part of life is a very important part of life to be celebrated.

i guess i love her and we have a 1yr old baby, i love my baby. i dont want to risk my marriage.

i miss the days where we try for our first baby, we did it like 3 times a week. but still no oral.

hopefully after i slim down, she will want to do it.

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Someone's enjoying this.... A little too much? Lol!! :-0

of cause i am enjoying it. i even wish to have a real physical expericence. lol. pls continue. :)

sperm is very nutritious. it can even apply on face for mask. hehe. most important is the guy can enjoy and will love you more. :)

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Good question!

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Seriously? You mean I can get rid of my heartburn just by doing that? LOL!

Really? Because the heartburn.....UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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