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Do you think we should find out if it is a good Protein source...that.is what I read online maybe I will be good thing .....lol

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@debiso that sh** was funny...I cracked up when I read it..but maybe ur right.

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I know, it's possible. Can we count it as Protein? I've heard it's good for your hair maybe it'll stop the thinning!

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I I had surgery in March so I don't remember when the first time post op was, but I have not had any problems with the amount or acidy since surgery.

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I know' date=' it's possible. Can we count it as Protein? I've heard it's good for your hair maybe it'll stop the thinning![/quote']

LMAO

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Add THAT to my fitness pal!

Matt is currently trying to calculate the amount of Protein it contains per teaspoon :D

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Ok who goes to the doctors next they have to ask good protein.. bad protein......

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Okay, so this is the consensus.

1 tsp of ejaculate is:

150mg of Protein

11mg of carbs

6mg of fat

7% Potassium

3% Copper and Zinc

More Vitamin C than an orange

:)

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Okay' date=' so this is the consensus.

1 tsp of ejaculate is:

150mg of Protein

11mg of carbs

6mg of fat

7% Potassium

3% Copper and Zinc

More Vitamin C than an orange

<img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />[/quote']

LOL!!! Do we even want to know how he figured that out???

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This thread is cracking me up. If you want the nutritional info you can Google it. LOL

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When your 50 pounds lighter and can stand on your head he will get over it if you can "swallow"

Haha :-D

We never "get over" that. Besides, there could be a benefit, it's a great source of Protein.

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I was waiting for some of the men folk to chime in! ;)

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I just searched... there is actually an entry for ejaculate... 1squirt = 7 cals... and one for semen (homeade)... 1tsp = 20 cal & 3.6 gm protein!

LMAO... swear i did not make these entries! I couldnt make this **** up if i tried! Bahahaha!

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