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Sex... Oh My God... Sex!

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First real "encounter" since the surgery (lots of fooling around, but yesterday was... the full meal deal). And... guys... wow. GET THIS SURGERY.

Before the surgery, I was a real "one minute wonder" (if I could even get lucky; at 338, it doesn't happen much). I would be panting and wheezing and see spots, and I was lucky to even be able to finish. I was used to the woman not... finishing, either.

Yesterday.

SEVEN. HOURS.

She had more... moments of joy than I could count (maybe 12? 15? 20?), and I had... THREE.

THREE. In one night! Guys, I'm 42. That just doesn't HAPPEN to guys my age.

And it certainly never happened before the sleeve.

Good god, men, if you have ANY problems in that area at all and are pre-sleeve, RUN, don't walk, and get the surgery.

UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE. I thought that stuff only happened in porno movies...

Ok, I'll shut up now. But... wow.

Sore... exhausted... and happy ;)

Edit: uh, it wasn't seven hours continuously, I should mention... 8pm till 3am, but not all, uh, action. Even at my current fitness level, that WOULD kill me. Seven hours of go... rest, chat, laugh... go... rest, chat, laugh... repeat until too sore and exhausted to continue! And NOW I WILL shut up.

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I'm a year out with VSG, down 98 from HW and 2 to goal. I can say my sex life has dramatically improved...like 1000%. It's such a new experience being a sexual being. And I love it. So does my partner.

  • 1 month later...
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Two months past sleeve surgery.

50+ lbs down since surgery.

100+ lbs down since pre-op diet.

Things are going really well in the bedroom.

Strong like bull.

I can't imagine how insane it's going to be by the 1 year post-op timeframe.

Life is good............

Two months past sleeve surgery.

50+ lbs down since surgery.

100+ lbs down since pre-op diet.

Things are going really well in the bedroom.

Strong like bull.

I can't imagine how insane it's going to be by the 1 year post-op timeframe.

Life is good............

Glad to hear it my friend. I'm getting really wrapped up in a very serious new relationship, and she has no clue what life was like before, but your significant other will know what it means when you look down and see what she is doing and why you are so glad your gut isn't blocking the view. It is EXCITING AS ALL GET OUT. Just saying.

  • 2 weeks later...

I am in the most preliminary steps of surgery. I did an info session last night and scheduled a doctors appointment for Monday. As I was researching I was looking for info about men who have had the surgery which is what brought me here.

Now my wife and I have recently had a nice upswing in our bedroom activities but after reading this I can't wait!

I have a gorgeous wife and I hate that I lose my erection so easily. Its embarrassing and I don't get to do everything I would like to.

The thought of having the surgery is scary but this is a definite benefit!!

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I am in the most preliminary steps of surgery. I did an info session last night and scheduled a doctors appointment for Monday. As I was researching I was looking for info about men who have had the surgery which is what brought me here.

Now my wife and I have recently had a nice upswing in our bedroom activities but after reading this I can't wait!

I have a gorgeous wife and I hate that I lose my erection so easily. Its embarrassing and I don't get to do everything I would like to.

The thought of having the surgery is scary but this is a definite benefit!!

Don't worry, bro.

Soon....................

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Soon...................

  • 5 months later...

Oh it does make everything worthwhile in all Depts...lol

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  • 4 months later...

Dang, I'm 53. My GF is also 53. We just spent two hours behaving like a couple of teens. I think I owe the people who came up with WLS a dozen roses. If I am following the statistics correctly, this should not be happening at this point in my life, and believe me, two years ago I would not have come close. But losing the weight, and sticking to the program and making positive health changes is not only giving me a new leash on life, if it is life abundant. (Now I grant you, I am deeply in love with my GF and I have great respect for her, however I am still amazed at my physical change down there and really happy with it).

  • 2 weeks later...

My husband isn't obese but now I want him to get the sleeve!

Lmao...

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Mannn... I'm happy for you! Hell and her!!!

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  • 1 month later...

I think everybody should read through this post....lol.

I can't believe it took me 2 weeks to find it.

Good Times.... Great Stories!!!

Just part of the joys of losing weight!!!!

  • 8 months later...

Getting sleeved Oct 10, 2017 because of this very thread. ?

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Hehehehe this thread feels like soft porn. Incredibly entertaining.





Your screenname would a great title to a soft porn.

Skinny is coming.



Your screenname would a great title to a soft porn.

Skinny is coming.


Astute observation. My screen name was born from playing a Facebook 'What is your stripper name' game. I thought it was hilarious and just started using it for random things. I guess it could serve another purpose.


On 8/15/2012 at 1:16 PM, ouroborous said:

First real "encounter" since the surgery (lots of fooling around, but yesterday was... the full meal deal). And... guys... wow. GET THIS SURGERY.

Before the surgery, I was a real "one minute wonder" (if I could even get lucky; at 338, it doesn't happen much). I would be panting and wheezing and see spots, and I was lucky to even be able to finish. I was used to the woman not... finishing, either.

Yesterday.

SEVEN. HOURS.

She had more... moments of joy than I could count (maybe 12? 15? 20?), and I had... THREE.

THREE. In one night! Guys, I'm 42. That just doesn't HAPPEN to guys my age.

And it certainly never happened before the sleeve.

Good god, men, if you have ANY problems in that area at all and are pre-sleeve, RUN, don't walk, and get the surgery.

UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE. I thought that stuff only happened in porno movies...

Ok, I'll shut up now. But... wow.

Sore... exhausted... and happy

Edit: uh, it wasn't seven hours continuously, I should mention... 8pm till 3am, but not all, uh, action. Even at my current fitness level, that WOULD kill me. Seven hours of go... rest, chat, laugh... go... rest, chat, laugh... repeat until too sore and exhausted to continue! And NOW I WILL shut up.

So, ummmmm, what part of America are you in? ?

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