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Hey guys' date=' Lately I have been waking up with HUGE morning boner. Maybe TMI but its like a third bigger and thicker than my usual erections. I wish I could harness it and have it all the time, not that im lacking im a human tripod ya know :D but this is some serious lumber. I was wondering if any of you guys have had the same issue, is it the weight loss or something else? Maybe my nightly Vitamins or Protein shake? Gotta remember to be careful, almost took out the bedside lamp getting outta bed this morning :D[/quote']

Feel free to contact all the ladies in the am :)

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:rolleyes:

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Hey guys. New to this site and have been looking around a lot and found this one! WOW! LOL!

If the "wood" gets any worse than it is now, not sure what I would do with it. I could probably drive nails with it as it is and I have not even had the sleeve yet!!

Lots of good info here and some laughs to help out too.

Still debating the sleeve!

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That's great to hear, Dave! While your wood may not get any worse, it will certainly become more prominent with more of it living outside your body as you lose the surrounding fat!

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Yeah, useful information - like women's TOM influences their hormones and weight loss. Imagine that.

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VST is definitely a place where we can talk about anything! :) I think it's great that we can ask any question we can think of here! Who/where else will you get information about the crazy changes we go through after surgery??? :)

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Before getting in the shower this morning, my wife was like, ” turn around. Why does it look like you penis had gotten lower?” I'm like, ” what?”. She said ”look at it, doesnt it look lower?” I said, ” no baby, there I'd just a gap between my penis and my stomach now. Lol, they don't sit together anymore.”

Just thought I'd share.

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Before getting in the shower this morning, my wife was like, ” turn around. Why does it look like you penis had gotten lower?” I'm like, ” what?”. She said ”look at it, doesnt it look lower?” I said, ” no baby, there I'd just a gap between my penis and my stomach now. Lol, they don't sit together anymore.”

Just thought I'd share.

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I have been in the wrong threads apparently. Hmmmm, this here is interesting.

and no, men do not get smaller from what I've read. They appear to get bigger, probably as there is no gut to hide it all. I image more blood is freed up to do what's important. Apparently I don't mean thinking.

Women's sex drives seem to skyrocket after surgery for a number of reasons both physical and psychological. I imagine it's the same with you all.

We must get a boost of testosterone too.

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Funny, but why are all the women in here? Snoops

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