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I here they're a rather auspiscious breed.

heard a funny glou - thought you might like:

So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.

The head headhunter says "If you want to live you must complete some tasks. First you must go into the forest, pick some fruits, and bring them back"

So the hikers did that and came back.

The head head hunter said "Now you must take the fruits you picked and stick them up your ass."

So the first hiker has apples... Ok, apples it shouldn't be too hard.

1 up okay... 2 up the hiker starts screeming, so the headhunters chop off his head.

The second hiker has grapes. Ok, grapes this should be easy!

1 up okay... 2 up fine... 3... 4 the hiker starts laughing like crazy! The headhunters chop off his head.

So the two hikers who got their heads chopped off are up in Heaven and the hiker who had the apples askes the hiker who had the grapes "What happened... you had grapes, I mean you got killed c'mon what happened?"

The guy who had grapes says, "Well the other hiker........ he........ he......... he had watermellons!"

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ohhhh nooooooo - you didn't go there! might have to develop a new recipe now!

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watermelon mojitos now come to mind...:biggrin:

I have watermelon pieces going to waste in my fridge now!:)

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Oh, no!!! LOL That's awesome!

Really...those mojitos were so good. I can't say enough. So, so good.

Oops...will I get banned if I say mojito? It may offend those who fail at making the perfect drink.

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Ha! 4 in a row!? you post slut

I like wine.

I am 1/2 foodie. I have to have the mood strike me before I start cooking.

But, I'll eat anytime.

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I love Bugs Bunny especially when he got others in trouble for shit he didn't do!

see i was a scooby doo fan - not cause he was 420 friendly or anything .. but i love puppies:)

i expect to hear early morning POPS to start hunting season tomorrow, hoping goose is a hunting dog - DH would LOVE for one of the labs to finally be one.

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see i was a scooby doo fan - not cause he was 420 friendly or anything .. but i love puppies:)

i expect to hear early morning POPS to start hunting season tomorrow, hoping goose is a hunting dog - DH would LOVE for one of the labs to finally be one.

ACK! remind me to keep my head far far from his gun!!!

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Oops...will I get banned if I say mojito? It may offend those who fail at making the perfect drink.

yes - you'll get banned cause mojitos are against the band rules!

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those who eat well are also foodies - unless you are strictly bound to meat & potatoes or cafeteria eating

I like anything sweet - so as not to taste the alcohol is my deal!

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