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au du slaughtered cow or pig?

Now is that really appropriate language on a website full of fat people seeking support - you should be ashamed of yourself - selfless skinny hag!

You should be banned!

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do you like to get down & dirty w/bacon or a ribeye?

heyyyyyy, that was just 'stupid' and mean! you bish! tho i did hear you like it doggy style :)

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do you like to get down & dirty w/bacon or a ribeye?

OOOHHHHHHH - bacon baby! love me the pig - I could just squeal with delight!

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watermelon mojitos now come to mind...:lol:

I will take one

I love Bugs Bunny especially when he got others in trouble for shit he didn't do!

That's my goal in life... I work hard at it. Ask my coworkers.

Wow 4th post in a row - any names come to mind, Glou?

You have multi post covered so I stole Multi quote write a f'n bible postage..... Names?

I have watermelon pieces going to waste in my fridge now!:biggrin:

Thats a serious crime if there is also booze in the house.

And yes I bought it cut....I'm not a foodie like y'all. Let me have my individuality!!!

Well you wasted time and Money?

yes - you'll get banned cause mojitos are against the band rules!

So is a supersized #1 at Mcdonalds but it fits in a blender so it's ok right?!

and failure is not an option! my friend, donna, tries to make mojitos all the time and they are major drink/fail.

/fail ... Me-/win

see, this is when the snort / giggle / cackle factor comes in.

5 stars to snt!

Make it 6 stars and I LOL'd just thinking of lalurhodabra w/e all cackling with a hint o smurfage.

MF'r ate my post!

b/c you went ghost hunting this weekend, Glou??

my people really aren't the hunting and/or gun owner type. my mom said she liked my cousin Carlene's husband even tho he was a hunter. he's a good man and a good provider/father. so we're Episcopalin, kc, so we're a live and let live kinda folk!

I think we should put a band on LBT and FB they eat too much.

I know, right? How can small liquor bottles be smuggled by a male??? I bet Carlene is related to Pat from SNL tho!

I am sure there is a place they could stick it. Sounds like a challenge.. for Plain.

so of course - I have to declare the official drink for the upcoming week and in honor of this prestigious thread we will be doing shots - but you have your choice:

- blow job (duhh)

- three wise men go hunting

roflmao!!!!!!!

supa-star!!!

A blow job eh? I would rather give one than drink one.

OK WTF? I posted in all caps! Who snuck in and edited my text!?!

Maybe there is a mod ghost that /delete

Lulu - have you passed out or are you otherwise preoccupied head hunting?!

She is giving a blowjob not drinking it too sweet.. gotta give steve more salt.

i had puppy duty

dh is hoping that this is the lab that will be the hunting pup.

the others cry at the boom boom pow - so tomorrow shall be a treat out in the country.

ummmm don't like blow jobs - too sweet:)

:party:

you're going to get everyone all excited glou - or is that what you were wanting?

:)

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:):crying::biggrin::crying: but i followed the rulz............

Sorry hon - rulz don't apply to everyone here - haven't you heard? there are some people above the law - they apparently never fail!

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Well, like I just got banded last week and want to give a bj to all my coworkers (we did a KICK-ASS) job over the weekend.

If I do that, will that make me a band slut?

Cuz, like, I use to follow a band and was called the band slut, and I, like, didn't like it.

But, if it's a gift and not for love, then it's okay, right? I won't be a slut?

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au du slaughtered cow or pig?
Hmm? can someone translate into English for me?

It translates to mojito and wine.

Now is that really appropriate language on a website full of fat people seeking support - you should be ashamed of yourself - selfless skinny hag!

You should be banned!

Thanks for the reminder KC.. I was in denial.. See I come here because I am skinny and it makes me feel better about myself ROFL

do you like to get down & dirty w/bacon or a ribeye?

No you stuff the ribeye with bacon then wrap it with bacon and fry it in the bacon grease Might need a cup of lard to ensure it's full saturated.

:):crying::biggrin::crying: but i followed the rulz............

Never! LOL Skinny Biotch. Oh I am sorry was that a personal attack?

heyyyyyy, that was just 'stupid' and mean! you bish! tho i did hear you like it doggy style :party:

She does along with some boom boom pow.

OOOHHHHHHH - bacon baby! love me the pig - I could just squeal with delight!

Squeal like a pig... Love deliverance. It's a fantasy of mine I should explore.

Sorry hon - rulz don't apply to everyone here - haven't you heard? there are some people above the law - they apparently never fail!

Just you Kc

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Just you Kc

wait a second - what does that mean beyotch - it's KC tyvm!

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Oh I am sorry was that a personal attack?

yes it was - and now, i must go find some guac & chips to ease my bruised ego ( it can fit in the same rm w/me now )

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I think you should work harder to meet your correct goal weight Lu :)

Right after I lose the right amount another 50 haha

Good thing I was sober for this one I could have been bad

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