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I just read that the average 25 minute episode of sexual copulation (which includes foreplay) burns 101 calories for men and 69 calories for women.

Guys burn a few more calories because they tend to be bigger and engage more muscles during the act.

So...I'm thinking...to get that 500 calorie deficit per day to lose a pound a week....if I just have sex 7 and a half times a day....

LOLOLOLOL

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For all you etymologists:

nookie (n.)

also nooky, "sexual activity," slang, generally used by men, by 1928, perhaps from Dutch neuken "to copulate with," but it is not impossible to connect it to nook (n.) on the notion of "an angle" or "a secluded spot." The adjective nooky "full of nooks, nook-like" is recorded from 1813.

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I would have put this in The Lounge. But then I thought, no...sex deserves Raves...right?

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1 hour ago, Creekimp13 said:

I would have put this in The Lounge. But then I thought, no...sex deserves Raves...right?

YOU ARE CORRECT!!

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Just now, OAGBPal said:

It's funny how even us non-native speakers didn't have to google what that word meant for even one second ... :D

LOL Right? Back in the 80's as a teen we used that term all the time.

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dms75,,,, you're killin me over here. 😂

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6 hours ago, Creekimp13 said:

I would have put this in The Lounge. But then I thought, no...sex deserves Raves...right?

What content goes in the Lounge? I never know if I am posting in the correct forum.

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just saying : No such thing as foreplay , And who ever cums first wins ! LOL

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