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If you really want to talk of the glories of the World-Wide Web, please arrange to download me a helping of food, I have yet to find the proper App for that one on my Android phone- even if it has An Top of The Line "Oreo Program already installed!📱😢

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If we're not supposed to raid the refrigerator for Midnight Snacks; why is there ALWAYS a light on in there?

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1 minute ago, GreenTealael said:

I NEED a Tummy Tuck, breast lift, thigh lift, arm lift, brazilian butt lift...

You know what...InShot_20190909_191010331.thumb.jpg.780f9e423a1df5709c7712e79b7a2ec4.jpg

That thought has crossed my mind lately! 🤣

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They told me there were a lot of perks to Weight Loss and Surgery; but I'm more of an Iced Tea 👧!🍷

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