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Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year.

A pretty good girl most of the time.

I've just been so-so lately.

I'm working on being good today. (Nah, not really...)

Crap, Santa!!!! Being good isn't all it's cracked up to be! I'm shittin' bricks over here waitin' for you to come and worried you won't! Could you please bring me the following?

1. A "smacks head" emoji.

2. A unicorn emoji--cuz come on, doesn't everyone need a unicorn emoji?

3. A rainbow emoji. Well hell! It goes along with the unicorn right?

4. A "party hat with horn" emoji for those moments you want to tell everyone to enjoy the party. (Because it might get me to stop using the elephant emoji to reference losing loosing an elephant penis.)

5. A "popcorn eating" emoji.

Thank you so much in advance. I know the addition of these emojis in my tool kit will make me extra expressive to my fellow bariatrineers. In fact, I was elected selected asked encouraged uhhhh, just hoping my personal appeal would find its way to the North Pole. I'm pretty sure these emojis will save me from losing loosing disappearing giving away the rest of my marbles while I wait for my WLS that never seems to come...

Big hugs from Texas,

Me

Edited by FluffyChix

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So very cute, @FluffyChix

Hopefully Santa (a.k.a. Alex and his handlers) are reading this and respond affirmatively. :)

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@Introversion Ha! From your lips to Santa's ears! It's just as likely, given the amount of adult language cussing in the above post, he might just bring me a one way ticket to "banned camp." ;)

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@FluffyChix you are my kinda gal lol!!! We all need an infusion of humor or vodka, no!!! damn where is the emoji for chit can't have alcohol

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*snort* (a sober snort...not an Otis snort)...

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Dear Santa,

I can only hope you received my heart-felt letter. Christmas Eve is coming soon, tell me dear old man...Whisper what you'll bring to me...tell me if you can? :D Waiting breathlessly for my unicorn and rainbow emojis! ;)

Love,

Sleepless in H-town

Edited by FluffyChix

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Santa - I can explain - I thought that the force was with me Friday night when the popcorn bucket appeared on my lap. ☮️. No way I will sit on your lap to discuss


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Sadly Santa, I'm so dejected and depressed over my absence of new icons. I can hardly walk or talk (or type). I'm verklempt in the galeptigaschlumpt.

I feel like :70_poop:. I do. *sob* *hic*

The closest I can get to a unicorn is this :257_dromedary_camel:

The closest I can get to a rainbow is this :395_shaved_ice:

And I can't even get close to anthing with the 'smacking head,' 'eating popcorn, ' or 'emoji blowing a party horn'.

What's a dieting girl to do? How do I go on?

Sincerely,

Distraught in Texas

p.s. I hope you're now enjoying a holiday with Mrs. Claus in Hawaii...

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Dear Santa you might as well forget about,me this year(oops I guess you did) at rate I've lost my taste for Cookies so,i didn't bake you anything. Would you be interested in a sugar free popsicle, Jello or broth? Be better for you, saw you were having trouble getting in and out of the sleigh and you would be able to pick,up that bag better if you weren't so out of breath. So if you have anything left in your bag a health dose of stay the course is what I need most. Your potentially smaller friend ME

Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

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Hi @proudgrammy! I see your test and am pretty sure Santa does too! Were you a good little girl this year?

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58 minutes ago, FluffyChix said:

Were you a good little girl this year?

@FluffyChix

Of course i've been good silly head

i've been having trouble receiving

new emails - thanx for conformation

kathy

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41 minutes ago, proudgrammy said:

Of course i've been good silly head

i've been having trouble receiving

new emails - thanx for conformation

kathy

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46 minutes ago, kakatlady612 said:

Proud Grammy I feel your pain I had trouble getting signed into Bariatric Pal. I feel all better now that I am.

Sent from my VS880PP using BariatricPal mobile app

phew , i'm glad i am not alone

kathy

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