Something to brighten your day

[Berry78 4,259]

On 10/31/2017 at 11:13 AM, FluffyChix said:

"I'm so close to an elephant's penis, I can smell it!"

I totally think this would make a great bumper sticker... inside joke, anyone?

This is the funniest thing I've read on this board...

[FluffyChix 17,410]

bahahahahaha! I'd forgotten I was so funny that day. It's making me cry. Literally! I'm such a "dirty little johnny" from elementary school. Nothin cracks me up more than nose, potty, and privates humor. Me=Purile!

[tani 105]

Everyone's response is more funny than this list now that I've re-read everyone's comments. 🤣

[Meryline 546]

Yaaaas, this girl has now lost a 2 month old horse. 8 month and 2 days since starting my pre op diet, and 7.5 months since surgery.

I'm only a freaking Chihuahua from goal.

[GotProlactinoma 458]

I’d like to lose an Irish setter. At least I’ve lost a mid size microwave!

[Mattymatt 491]

On 10/31/2017 at 4:19 AM, LSanchez238 said:

I've lost a newborn giraffe and working to lose Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Nice dude! Keep it up

[raising3monkeys 55]

I've lost a Bald Eagle! They're endangered, and here I am, eliminating another one! Ha HA!!!

I can't WAIT until Iiiii get to newborn calf! Congrats!

[fruitandveggies 456]

1 minute ago, raising3monkeys said:

I've lost a Bald Eagle! They're endangered, and here I am, eliminating another one! Ha HA!!!

It's okay, you're just setting him free!

[MG1776 275]

I've lost a gold brick...

[ProfessorSlim 115]

Edited December 1, 2017 by ProfessorSlim

[ProfessorSlim 115]

I have lost a bit more than a mid-sized microwave, I am almost at a human leg.

When I hit my goal, I'll have lost a newborn calf. I just love this chart..lol

[niseys4 130]

I have now lost a cinderblock @ 3 1/2 post op!

The first pic was @ 5 days post op the 2nd is @ 3 months

Post op wearing the same dress! Time to place it in the donate bag!😁

[Marblicious 130]

I've lost a new born calf but my goal is Arnold Schwartzenegger!!! ahahahaha love it

[FluffyChix 17,410]

Personally I would like to lose an "average size adult woman," but you know...I definitely want her to be average--no one above average need apply.

[FluffyChix 17,410]

On 12/1/2017 at 10:10 AM, ProfessorSlim said:

Drumroll please ladies and gentlemen! Survey says...show me elephant penis! I've officially lost 60lbs this go round--as of this morning's scale reading. It appears I'm back on the losing streak! Yippeee!!!

Irish Setter--I'm coming for ya, girl!

Edited December 5, 2017 by FluffyChix