Do you ever have that moment of clarity where you step back and wonder "what the hell did I just do?". I had that moment and came to rant about it.

I had sleeve surgery on June 1st and since then:

- My clothes don't fit anymore. I went to wear my favorite shirt yesterday and it was TOO BIG!!!

- People keep telling me I'm looking great. The nerve of some people!

- I don't snore anymore. How am I supposed to annoy my wife while I'm asleep??

- I'm wearing size 38 pants now. I wore those in HIGH SCHOOL! I'm basically a high schooler now!!!

- My gentleman's sausage looks twice as big now. That's like twice as much to disappoint my wife!

- I don't sweat anymore. It is the middle of summer and I don't sweat even when I work out.

- My feet never hurt anymore. I used to have terrible foot pain and it is GONE!

I think I need to go sit in a quite place for a while and relax now.

Love it! Not snoring anymore is one of the BEST side effects of surgery.

I think I'm going to join @@KristenLe and @@Cervidae over in the corner giggling! awesome post!

Edited July 12, 201610 yr by Raenh

Awesome post.... I bet your wife is in no way disappointed!

@@gary5862,

What a humorous tongue in cheek post! Congratulations on all your NSV's.

Bahahahahahahahaha!

At first I thought "Oh no, not another negative post", then as I read through I believe Water squirted out of my nose and I almost choked to death.

Too funny! Thanks for making this one fun!

This post just made my day.

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gentleman's sausage. I appreciate you being a gentleman.

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Congrats. Great post. I have noticed that I am using my AC a lot less this summer than in the past and when I am using it, it isn't on full blast with me still sitting there sweating! Congrats on your surgiversary!

pam

Great post , I'm in the corner sniggering too !

Yeah, and your poor wife. No more snoring, how is she supposed to live with the quiet at night? Except now you are probably like an insatiable teen.

You know at some point women do get weary.

LMAO

Thanks for the laugh.

Can't wait to feel that except for the"sausage" part because then I would definitely have to ask for a refund!!????????????

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Tmi

I wanted to hit the like button but can not figure it out!! I am new to this app.

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Do you ever have that moment of clarity where you step back and wonder "what the hell did I just do?". I had that moment and came to rant about it.

I had sleeve surgery on June 1st and since then:

- My clothes don't fit anymore. I went to wear my favorite shirt yesterday and it was TOO BIG!!!

- People keep telling me I'm looking great. The nerve of some people!

- I don't snore anymore. How am I supposed to annoy my wife while I'm asleep??

- I'm wearing size 38 pants now. I wore those in HIGH SCHOOL! I'm basically a high schooler now!!!

- My gentleman's sausage looks twice as big now. That's like twice as much to disappoint my wife!

- I don't sweat anymore. It is the middle of summer and I don't sweat even when I work out.

- My feet never hurt anymore. I used to have terrible foot pain and it is GONE!

I think I need to go sit in a quite place for a while and relax now.

You just seriously made my day!!! I love this!!!