Ask anything...

Medical...

Personal...

Hyyyyydromatic...

Wait...

That's something else..

Anyway, I'm more than happy to share my wealth of knowledge with you...

So...

Have at it!!

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^{_{Also, because most of you are almost a day behind, I'll answer all questions upon waking...}}

^{_{Or after Breakfast...}}

^{_{And a shower...}}

^{_{But before lunch...}}

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Dear Dr K,

How do I stop myself from spitting my coffee when I read your posts and replies?

I already have a STRAW!

Hi krakow57, you strange little thing...

My first thought was simply, drink tea...

Actually, that's a lie...

My first thought was "Don't pretend you're a spitter krakow57. You're a swallower fro..."

Well, you get the idea...

So yes, you could start drinking tea...

Or, you could move to a country where they don't have a sense of humour..

I have a few suggestions...

But I think i'll keep them to myself at this point...

As far as your second question goes (pushy thing, aren't you..)

Now apart from spitting my coffee out, my stomach hurts too!

How do I stop the laughter Dr K ???????????

Help!

I think if you REALLY want to stop the laughter, stop looking at my naked selfies page...

NEXT!!!!

Y'all are disgusting.

Hey! All I did was ask a question like eeeeverybody else!

Don't engage her @@CHM

She's a bad egg...

A bad apple...

She's the rough end of the pineapple...

The short straw...

Oh sh*t...

I said straw...

It could have been worse...

I could have said she's the "stretched sleeve white bread carbonated drink 'non-teller' day three pizza eater"...

But that'd be too harsh...

Or would it???

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

NEXT!!!

Y'all are disgusting.

Hey! All I did was ask a question like eeeeverybody else!

Don't engage her @@CHM

She's a bad egg...

A bad apple...

She's the rough end of the pineapple...

The short straw...

Oh sh*t...

I said straw...

It could have been worse...

I could have said she's the "stretched sleeve white bread carbonated drink 'non-teller' day three pizza eater"...

But that'd be too harsh...

Or would it???

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

NEXT!!!

Stop flirting with me.

Stop flirting with me.

@@CHM or me?

Stop flirting with me.

@@CHM or me?

Dammit. I was going to ask that...

Stop flirting with me.

@@CHM or me?

Yes.

Stop flirting with me.

@@CHM or me?

Yes.

Then no.

Stop flirting with me.

@@CHM or me?

Yes.

Then no.

You, I will allow.

You, I will allow.

Its the boobs, isn't it?

Thank you Dr K !

All great advice taken, absorbed (swallowed, Not spat out), will put into practise

More naked selfies pls!

Dr Kinda ADDICTIVE !

Enjoy the footy without the booty ....

You, I will allow.

Its the boobs, isn't it?

Maybe.

Dr K.

Why is that I feel the need to ask you questions while sitting on a toilet?

CHM.

Somewhere along the line I have missed your boobs but I'm going to respond for most men. When the conversation turns to boobies we have no desire to continue intelligent conversation. Boobs is the start and the end of a conversation the rest is just foreplay.

Well aren't you making quite the grand entrance to the conversation @

Not only are you talking to me whilst pooing, you're also talking boobs and foreplay with the beautiful @@CHM

This young lady happens to be my favourite person in the world...

So with that in mind, I trust you'll treat her well...

Now, to your query -

It's my theory that, as you expel your waste, you subconsciously feel the need to replace it.

And as everybody knows, when it's time to talk sh*t, you come and see the doctor..

Not just any doctor...

THIS doctor!!

So tell your family and friends...

Shout it from the rooftops...

For the best sh*t, you come talk to Dr KindaFamiliar!!!!

NEXT!!!!

Dear Dr. K,

I had a caffeinated beverage, and now I can't sleep. Can you fix me?

Nookie is not an option as kidlet #1 has invaded my bedroom!

-Dani

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

That's no good @@daniotra

As it happens, I wasn't going to offer nookie.

And let's face it - if nookie is what puts you to sleep then there's a fair chance that you're doing it wrong!!!

When I can't sleep, I find that listening to music usually helps...

Try something like Coldplay or The Script...

The music they release would bore the paint off a wall!!

If you can't sleep after listening to that crap for half an hour or so then you've got all sorts of problems!!!

Good luck with the sleeping...

And with the boring sex!!

NEXT!!!!