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@@jintycb - "Now, what are you going to pretend to be next, hmmmmmmm? The mind boggles. Donald Trump's campaign manager maybe?"

You mean he isn't? If not, it has to be Dr. Kindafamiliar's idiot cousin.

Oh lord!

Am I too late for the doctor????

Doctor KF, I enter packaged foods into MFP by scanning the bar code. My Quest Protein bars (AUS) come up as 5 grams carbs.

The other day I searched instead of scanned (had thrown out the wrapper) and the US and Canadian bars came up as 23 grams Carbs?

Are carbs not counted the same across the world?

Fat chance you've got of getting a reply. I think he's having a mega sulk as we've exposed him for his lack of creditable qualifications.

However, in his defence (God help me, I must be feeling charitable) he has the ability to make even the most world weary cynic laugh. He's worked his weird, warped, magical humour on me to the point I have spluttered out a gob full of tea (what a waste) and made me expel snot when I had a cold a couple of weeks ago.

NEXT!!!!!!!!!! x

Found the answer. US carbs include fibre counts http://au.atkins.com/blog/weight-loss-stall-on-atkins-and-the-possible-reasons-why.html