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Obviously not good enough lol

Dr K.,

Many years ago there was an ad by the manufacturer of Camel cigarettes that stated "4 out of 5 doctors prefer Camels".

My question to you is, are you like 80% of the doctors who prefer Camels or the 20%, such as myself, that prefer human sexual partners?

Sorry , this is neither an offer from myself nor the camel at the local zoo.

Dr K.,

Many years ago there was an ad by the manufacturer of Camel cigarettes that stated "4 out of 5 doctors prefer Camels".

My question to you is, are you like 80% of the doctors who prefer Camels or the 20%, such as myself, that prefer human sexual partners?

Sorry , this is neither an offer from myself nor the camel at the local zoo.

4MRB4PHOTO

You, my friend, are a sick, sick man...

"Human sexual partners"???

What's wrong with you??

I assume you're one of those weirdos who's never even tried a camel...

You sit there passing judgement on something about which you know nothing!!!

Next thing you know, you'll be mocking a very special friend of mine who has a thing for little horses!!

Admittedly, it's not a 'thing' thing...

But it's a thing nonetheless...

Anyway weirdo...

I've got things to do...

There's a Llama farmer down the road who has just purchased a beyoootiful litl...

Oh...

Ummmmmmm...

NEXT!!!!

Maybe they meant those 4 out of 5 doctors preferred "camel toes"?

(Hopefully the 2 legged variety).

I pooped out a staple, what now??

Hi TheRealMeIsHere,

Just one question -

What the absolute f*ck??!?!

If you're pooping out staples, I hope that you've at least been eating them!!!

If you've not, you really do have some problems...

Unfortunately, I know of no solution to your problem (you freak!!)..

I can, however, think of a practical solution -

If you have some sort of 'control' along with a VERY good aim, you could possibly get yourself a job at some sort of magazine printing establishment.

I can see you now, squatting over the new edition of 'The Watchtower' or 'Hustler' (this is a very sad reflection of my youth), aiming carefully and theeeeennnnnnnn - RELEASE!!

Of course, you'll need to keep your energy up.

And you may also need to invest in some arse cream...

As it happens, I have some left over from a previous experiment, which shall remain unnamed..

Look at me go...

Solving the world's problems one freakshow at a time...

NEXT!!!!!

I could use a new vocation, thanks for the suggestion, LMFAO!!

Dr K.,

There was a great basketball player of the 1970's/80's named "Dr. J" (Julius Erving).

I was going to ask you a medical question, but is he more qualified to answer because his name is earlier in the alphabet or do you have more training since he is only a "Dr J" and you have an advanced degree of "Dr. K"?

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Dr K.,

Just back from dog route march. Sopping wet but appeared to have survived English monsoon. Relevant bits all seem to be in working order. WD 40 on stand-by just incase of any rust setting in.

Quick pic of swan that I saw whilst walking by the Long Water at Hampton Court Palace (I only ever walk in classy locations like Royal Parks!!!) for all the girls to oooh and ahhhhh over.

I pooped out a staple, what now??

Hi TheRealMeIsHere,

Just one question -

What the absolute f*ck??!?!

If you're pooping out staples, I hope that you've at least been eating them!!!

If you've not, you really do have some problems...

Unfortunately, I know of no solution to your problem (you freak!!)..

I can, however, think of a practical solution -

If you have some sort of 'control' along with a VERY good aim, you could possibly get yourself a job at some sort of magazine printing establishment.

I can see you now, squatting over the new edition of 'The Watchtower' or 'Hustler' (this is a very sad reflection of my youth), aiming carefully and theeeeennnnnnnn - RELEASE!!

Of course, you'll need to keep your energy up.

And you may also need to invest in some arse cream...

As it happens, I have some left over from a previous experiment, which shall remain unnamed..

Look at me go...

Solving the world's problems one freakshow at a time...

NEXT!!!!!

Dr. K - I think you put Hustler and The Watchtower in the same sentence. Just how many JW/Perverts are there?

And are there still magazines? I thought the internet killed them all?

And do people still buy porn? It all seems to be free now.

@@KindaFamiliar - Speaking of porn...

I am getting very fixated on everything @@Dub posts because it might involve great food porn pics. Any suggestions for breaking this fixation before I find myself trekking to Tennessee?

Dr K.,

There was a great basketball player of the 1970's/80's named "Dr. J" (Julius Erving).

I was going to ask you a medical question, but is he more qualified to answer because his name is earlier in the alphabet or do you have more training since he is only a "Dr J" and you have an advanced degree of "Dr. K"?

Welcome back 4MRB4PHOTO,

It seems you're becoming as addicted as some others...

It will be sad when you have to wean yourself from suckling at my teat of knowledge..

Oh well, you'll cope!!

Now, to address your next question...

Unlike myself, the great 'Dr J' is, in fact, a real doctor...

Perhaps not a medical doctor, but a doctor of the game of basketball...

While the good doctor did play the game 'above the rim', I prefer to play my game 'below the belt'...

So I guess that, if you're seeking some advice for 'up there', talk to Dr J...

But if it's 'down there' that you're into (and let's face it, who's not??), I'm your go to guy....

NEXT!!!!

Dr K.,

Just back from dog route march. Sopping wet but appeared to have survived English monsoon. Relevant bits all seem to be in working order. WD 40 on stand-by just incase of any rust setting in.

Quick pic of swan that I saw whilst walking by the Long Water at Hampton Court Palace (I only ever walk in classy locations like Royal Parks!!!) for all the girls to oooh and ahhhhh over.

Oh for the love of God, jintycb...

Where the f*ck is your question???

This is not a chat room...

This is not your SpaceBook...

Nor is it your Twatter!!!

How about you and your goose take your pommy arse and....

Well, I don't know...

But keep your jibber-jabber out of my very serious medical thread...

NEXT!!!!

Dr. K - I think you put Hustler and The Watchtower in the same sentence. Just how many JW/Perverts are there?

And are there still magazines? I thought the internet killed them all?

And do people still buy porn? It all seems to be free now.

Oh no, not you too OKCPirate...

I thought you'd be better than this lot...

Don't lower yourself to their level...

But as you've asked, I'm obligated to reply...

So...

How many pervert/JWs are there?

I'm not sure of an exact number - but I know there's one less since they kicked me out!!

Are there still magazines?

I believe there are...

From what I recall, there are things OTHER THAN PORN that can be in magazines (I know, right??!?!?)

FREE PORN?????

Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gi...

Sh*t...

Never mind...

@@KindaFamiliar - Speaking of porn...

I am getting very fixated on everything @@Dub posts because it might involve great food porn pics. Any suggestions for breaking this fixation before I find myself trekking to Tennessee?

From what I can gather, there are quite a few people interested in @@Dub and his meat...

I'm not 100% sure what the attraction is, but people are digging that sh*t...

As far as breaking your fixation before you start your trek, please remember this...

It's Tennessee...

What good can come from a trip to Tennessee???

Good luck with your addiction to Dub and his meat...

NEXT!!!!

Well folks, I think this is where I'll be leaving my doctorin' for a while...

I'll be back in a month or so and we'll have another go...

So, if you find yourself needing help with something, write it down and we'll tackle it next time...

But for now, stay f*cked up and smitten...

Love and licks...

Dr K

KF ... you're a hoot!

Such a clever boy, too.

Thanks.

Dr K.,

Just back from dog route march. Sopping wet but appeared to have survived English monsoon. Relevant bits all seem to be in working order. WD 40 on stand-by just incase of any rust setting in.

Quick pic of swan that I saw whilst walking by the Long Water at Hampton Court Palace (I only ever walk in classy locations like Royal Parks!!!) for all the girls to oooh and ahhhhh over.

Oh for the love of God, jintycb...

Where the f*ck is your question???

This is not a chat room...

This is not your SpaceBook...

Nor is it your Twatter!!!

How about you and your goose take your pommy arse and....

Well, I don't know...

But keep your jibber-jabber out of my very serious medical thread...

NEXT!!!!

Oooooooohhhhh Dr KF, there was I thinking that I was providing some soothing pictures for your patients and their stressed and frazzled psyches. Not according to you I'm not!!! Well Buster, just let me tell you, after a consultation with you it's not just their physical health that is in jeopardy!!!! I'm surprised that you don't dole out straight jackets out with each diagnosis as you quite obviously leave a trail of gibbering wrecks in your diagnostical wake.

No wonder you're hanging up your stethoscope and forceps for a while. It's not that you are too busy to carry on practicing (and God knows, you needed all the practice that you can get!) it's because you know that your reign as a medical charlatan is OVER. Finished, ceased, no more.

Now, what are you going to pretend to be next, hmmmmmmm? The mind boggles. Donald Trump's campaign manager maybe?

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