Ask anything...

Medical...

Personal...

Hyyyyydromatic...

Wait...

That's something else..

Anyway, I'm more than happy to share my wealth of knowledge with you...

So...

Have at it!!

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^{_{Also, because most of you are almost a day behind, I'll answer all questions upon waking...}}

^{_{Or after Breakfast...}}

^{_{And a shower...}}

^{_{But before lunch...}}

^{_Hopefully...}

^{_{That's all..}}.

When the conversation turns to boobies we have no desire to continue intelligent conversation. Boobs is the start and the end of a conversation the rest is just foreplay.

Your point is well taken. I shall henceforth keep talk of my boobs out of Dr. @@KindaFamiliar 's respectable thread, unless the need should arise to ask a medical question related to them.

Your point is also well demonstrated by the terrible composition of your final sentence.

I pooped out a staple, what now??

I pooped out a staple, what now??

Why are you eating staples?? They were not in the "allowed" foods factsheet my NUT gave me

LMAO!! referring to stupid comment on another post.........or........... need Iron in my diet??

I have heard that staples are a good source of iron and are filled with lots of minerals.. eat them up!

@

You are treading into dangerous territory. @@CHM belongs to me.

@ so have you been hired as the nurse or PA? Every Doc needs assistance, lol!

Dr kinda - I visited my PCP and told him I have pain everywhere. I pressed my finger on my forehead, it hearts, pressed my finger on my knee, it hearts, pressed my finger on stomach, it hearts... After further analysis the Doctor found my finger was broken. Do you think I need to lose some weight?

Hello midvishon and welcome to the Pleasure-Dome,

In short, yes, yes you do...

It's obvious to me that the pressure you're exerting on your finger when you type is just becoming too much for your cute liddle pingy-wingies (medical term for fingers.. you lot wouldn't understand) to handle...

What I would suggest is the following..

Stand up.

Turn off your computer

No, not yet, otherwise you'll not know what to do next..

Put on a pair of comfortable shoes^

Go for a walk

Even if it's just to the other room to watch tv,,,

You obviously spend WAY too much time typing your maniacal Facebook rants or playing Candy Crush..

Get out more!!!

NEXT!!!!

^^{_{This assumes that you were clothed when you were reading this. I know a lot of my readers like to learn from me in the nude, but I'm hoping that you were dressed at this point. If not, please also add at least underwear and a scarf to the list of things you're 'putting on'...}}

"ASSUMES"??? Now you are telling me? Couldn't you just started from the second part to avoid all this embarrassment?

Oh well, at least I had my hat on...

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@ so have you been hired as the nurse or PA? Every Doc needs assistance, lol!

I'm not sure... i did ask Dr K if i could be the nurse but he kinda brushed me off..... but since the good doc was probably sleeping cause he wakes up early to work out... i figured a comment wouldn't hurt.

He is go going to kill me isn't he?

@

I'll give you a head's up next time he's headed to Sydney so you can hide.

Thanks @chm. .. i don't think he knows where the good corner is anyway. .. so i think I should be okay..... but just in case ill wear a disguise...

I have just had to read this whole thread out to my husband because I was laughing so much I snorted snot and he couldn't imagine what was making me laugh so much. It was the comment about the knicker elastic thwacking against posterior flesh that did it for me! Love this thread. x

@

I'll give you a head's up next time he's headed to Sydney so you can hide.

There you go, teamwork!

Dear Dr kinda,

Do you make housecalls? Just kinda curious...

Signed,

You know me:)

I pooped out a staple, what now??

Hi TheRealMeIsHere,

Just one question -

What the absolute f*ck??!?!

If you're pooping out staples, I hope that you've at least been eating them!!!

If you've not, you really do have some problems...

Unfortunately, I know of no solution to your problem (you freak!!)..

I can, however, think of a practical solution -

If you have some sort of 'control' along with a VERY good aim, you could possibly get yourself a job at some sort of magazine printing establishment.

I can see you now, squatting over the new edition of 'The Watchtower' or 'Hustler' (this is a very sad reflection of my youth), aiming carefully and theeeeennnnnnnn - RELEASE!!

Of course, you'll need to keep your energy up.

And you may also need to invest in some arse cream...

As it happens, I have some left over from a previous experiment, which shall remain unnamed..

Look at me go...

Solving the world's problems one freakshow at a time...

NEXT!!!!!