Large Penis Posts

[MzAngel 0]

:faint: ROTFLMAO Thanks for sharing this, Carlene.:clap2: Your story kind of reminds me of my mother's operation. She was a very slender person when she was young yet she had given birth to 3 enormous babies while she was in her 30s. I was the lightest and I clocked in at 9 and a quarter lbs. Eventually when she was in her 70s she had to have her insides hoisted up, the bladder in particular. She said that the wonderful result of that operation was that for months afterward everytime she sneezed she had an orgasm!

WOW ur lucky mother LOL, if i was her I'd be walking round with some pepper for whenever the mood hit :roll:

[BJean 16]

MzAngel: I agree. I was going to ask Green which kind of pepper she used, black or red?

Driver: With an additional 12 inches, your name would certainly be appropriate!

[anonemouse 1]

If you guys ever check out this site, be prepared for some laughs. It's a thread called "Things I Learn From My Patients", where ER doctors and nurses post, and there are some pretty outragous stories about what people stick in themselves.

[Wheetsin 714]

there are some pretty outragous stories about what people stick in themselves.

When I was in highschool, during the summers I volunteered full time at the local hospital. I would also pick up some additional night hours if they needed help. The ER was one of my favorite places to work, but WOW. I had heard the urban legends, but people really so some outrageous things. There was one lady brought in for vaginal bleeding. She was BLEEDING. Ends up her boyfriend had talked her into shoving a hot lightbulb into her vagina. He had heard, and convinced her it was true, that the hot lightbulb would burn her lightly and that, in turn, would increase sexual pleasure - the burn "not causing lots of damage, but making your skin super sensitive." If I remember correctly, he started to push the lightbulb in, she told him to stop because it was burning too much, so he decided he would just to faster, she tensed up and *shatter*, broken lightbulb in the vagina.

[Carlene 12]

If you guys ever check out this site, be prepared for some laughs. It's a thread called "Things I Learn From My Patients", where ER doctors and nurses post, and there are some pretty outragous stories about what people stick in themselves.

Thanks, Laurend.....some really helpful household tips can be found there, as in:

When attempting a self-circumcision do not use dry ice to numb the area... and when the dry ice sticks to the... a.... area, do not attempt to remove the ice with boiling Water.< /p>

[anonemouse 1]

Thanks, Laurend.....some really helpful household tips can be found there, as in:

When attempting a self-circumcision do not use dry ice to numb the area... and when the dry ice sticks to the... a.... area, do not attempt to remove the ice with boiling Water.< /p>

Yeah, when reading it, you really have to wonder about the intelligence of some people.

[Devana 0]

This is something I read recently:

Don't Put Your Penis Where It Isn't Welcome

A South African inventor has created a new female condom designed to stop rape by hooking sharp barbs of wire into a man's penis if he tries to sexually assault a woman wearing the device. The "Rapex" is worn like a tampon and will grab hold of a man's penis and attach itself to his dick until he gets to a hospital to have the metal barbs surgically removed. While some detractors of the device have criticized its "vengefulness," inventor Sonette Ehlers has no second thoughts about her contraption. "It's a medieval device for a medieval deed," Elhers says. "If any rapist finds himself hopping with pain as a result...that seems just fine to me. Yes, it's vengeful. Yes, it hurts rapists. Oh well." Get yours at RapeStop.net.

Yikes.

[AshevilleEddie 14]

This is something I read recently:

Don't Put Your Penis Where It Isn't Welcome

A South African inventor has created a new female condom designed to stop rape by hooking sharp barbs of wire into a man's penis if he tries to sexually assault a woman wearing the device. The "Rapex" is worn like a tampon and will grab hold of a man's penis and attach itself to his dick until he gets to a hospital to have the metal barbs surgically removed. While some detractors of the device have criticized its "vengefulness," inventor Sonette Ehlers has no second thoughts about her contraption. "It's a medieval device for a medieval deed," Elhers says. "If any rapist finds himself hopping with pain as a result...that seems just fine to me. Yes, it's vengeful. Yes, it hurts rapists. Oh well." Get yours at RapeStop.net.

Yikes.

My daughter gets her drivers license in September. She will of course be going to the movies, the mall, etc. Where can I buy one of these for her? Seriously.

[faithmd 14]

I just visited rapestop.net and it looks like they are gearing up to distribute the product, it's been patented.

They have a place where you can subscribe to their newsletter to find out more info.

They also have photos of the product, it looks like fish hooks in there. Fascinating! This product should probably become as frequently used as Shampoo.< /p>

[green 6]

If you guys ever check out this site, be prepared for some laughs. It's a thread called "Things I Learn From My Patients", where ER doctors and nurses post, and there are some pretty outragous stories about what people stick in themselves.

Hey, this site is great!:biggrin1: Thanks, eh.:target:

[Devana 0]

My daughter gets her drivers license in September. She will of course be going to the movies, the mall, etc. Where can I buy one of these for her? Seriously.

I know. It sounds good. But just think, by the time the device has done it's business the assault will have already occurred. I think it's beauty lies in the possibility of it being a deterrent. "Does she have one or doesn't she?"

[BJean 16]

Devana I completely agree. Can you imagine wearing one of those every day on the off chance you were to encounter a madman on a raping rampage. I mean how long can you keep it inserted? How do you keep from incurring injury when inserting it? What if you forgot you had it in and seriously harmed your loved one? Or yourself? :faint: Egad, the possibilities! :paranoid

[Oregondaisy 2,019]

You would think it would hurt having it in there!

[faithmd 14]

It doesn't look like it would hurt at all. It sort of reminds me of those rubber things people who do a lot of paperwork put on their thumbs to flip pages. It looks like it is a very soft flexible silcone-ish long cup-type material with little plastic ribs of hooks about an inch or inch and a half long running up and down the inside of it, not around it. So it should be easily collapsible. I'll go get the photo and post it if I can.

[Betsyjane 2]

When I was in grad school, a bunch of us lived together, including two of us who were a couple. One day, Dom, the fellow, came running screaming into the living room naked. His girlfriend Laurie ran in saying they had used cinnamon extract to heighten sensations, his penis was burning, and the extract wouldn't come off. So we all piled into the car to take Dom the the college Health Center, where they fixed him up, AND handed us a pre-printed list of what extracts don't burn, as the nurse commented, "We see this all the time."