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So I revived a text showing an unfortunate clip of your response "dude fist u" I was like" these girls are out of control lol

I just almost wet my pants laughing at that one!!!!

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I just almost wet my pants laughing at that one!!!!

Received not revived, stupid auto correct!

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Lmao I just snorted at that. Oh Lord.

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Sne: it's gonna just depend on u. My gag reflux before was terrible and now it's just a bit better. But.... I threw up yesterday for the first time after RNY and it was god awful. So if it makes me gag I'm not gonna do it. Wait until like 4 hrs after u eat so there no chance it could bring vomit up. Bc once u start those muscles it's hard to stop. So empty tummy and go slow. U never know, ur gag reflex could become super sensitive or disappear!

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Oh holy hell MFP DOES have it!!!!! <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

HW 312' date=' pre-op (lap-band) 294, pre-op (RNY) 255, surgery date 2/11/13, goal weight 154, current weight 231.4[/quote']

I couldn't find it on MFP...how is it listed? I'm just curious ..this is really cracking me up !

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I couldn't find it on MFP...how is it listed? I'm just curious ..this is really cracking me up !

I just looked and it's gone now!!!! I'm so sad, I laughed for days after finding it :(

HW 312, pre-op (lap-band) 294, pre-op (RNY) 255, surgery date 2/11/13, goal weight 154, current weight 225

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Ladies I do have a question. Before surgery I could deep throat the hubster but wasn't sure if that is not the best thing to do now or does it make a difference? Im just afraid it will make me puke or something. Took me forever to ask this on here. Lol

No problems so far, can still do it just like pre-op :)

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One could easily confuse this room with the "what are you eating tonight" room... Wow

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I tell u this in the years I've lived this way I've never heard of a person getting dumping from oral sex LOL...and now that I've mentioned that I'm gonna Google it. LoL we will know n just a click. Brb

I've read on a different thread that some women have dumped from swallowing.. I think it's possible.

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Or they've got a hell of an excuse as to why not too and is smarter than us. Girls its not I have a headache excuse anymore!! Its a do u want to drive me to the hospital and explain why I'm dumping?? I thought not lol. I don't see how it could but I can see how early out it could be a irritant I mean ur stomach is healing and real sensitive so I can see how it could make some sick ..I mean if u did and threw up do u know how painful it is to dry heeve post op ... Haha fking horrible.

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glad it's me and not the wife who had the RNY wouldn;t want her to use that as a excuse

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So I see they did remove male sperm from the dietary log on myfitnesspal but they still have ejaculate... Still worth 7calories but it lists no other properties. Funny when you look it up it lists the serving size as 1 pound haha never in my life! They must be measuring a whale lol

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Lmfao @Gin Holy mother of whale that was funny.

I can see us girls..

Yes um we will have the salad with a side of ejaculate and ah what the hell I'm splurging this time bring me a pound of it.. can't get enough of that tastey sauce I like to put it on everything!! O.o

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I did the day after... And then a week after...lol!

Bravo, I applaude you!

HW 312, pre-op (lap-band) 294, pre-op (RNY) 255, surgery date 2/11/13, goal weight 154, current weight 225

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