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You guys are hilarious. I have truly enjoyed VST today! Such a sweet dysfunctional family! He he he:)

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Not nearly as sexy' date=' unless he is shaved/waxed? Otherwise hair...gross!! Well that is unless u like hairy things :P

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Ok now I'm gagging

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Is it a flavor thing for you?? You can try these.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005D5BWRM

Or you can just have him drink a can of pineapple juice daily.

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Totally not fair .. ALEX is a buzz kill . We are adults . We can talk about BJs ' date=' gagging , extra Protein With our spouse :-P . I wanna know what every one does not to throw up on their significant others disco stick . Your never too old to learn something new .. Lol. One of the best threads here !!![/quote']

I believe Alex approved the thread ;)

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Wow lol you witty naughty people!!

Hahaha I'm speechless!

And Alex was here

I'm still speechless

But I'm definitely having the giggles lol

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That's the spirit!!!!

Reminds me of the time I asked my wife if she wanted to experiment and do a rape role play.

She said "%$#@ NO!!"

I said "That's the spirit"

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Reminds me of the time I asked my wife if she wanted to experiment and do a rape role play.

She said "%#@ NO!!"

I said "That's the spirit"

Lol. Oh my.

That's all I got.

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Omg dean! Lol

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Disclaimer - that was a joke. I don't condone that type of behaviour, and have several offenders in jail chewing corn for that exact offence.

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Is it a flavor thing for you?? You can try these.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005D5BWRM

Or you can just have him drink a can of pineapple juice daily.

I use Kamasutra Brand Spearmint Stimulating G. Tastes like spearmint, kind of numbs things and gets him tingly and if you gently blow on it it's even better.

http://www.loverspackage.com/p-70966-kama-sutra-pleasure-balm.aspx

At this point they are worried if your "gagging".

Right after I got banded I was careful with the gagging cause for us, that could lead to worse things. So just take it easy. Distract him with new things. ;-)

I will be revising hopefully in march and will need new tricks for then!

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It's up there with a guy faking an orgasm by spitting on someone's back ..........

Ewwww

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