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Hey can I eat whipped cream off my lover and do I have to out that in my fitness pal?!

Yes and yes ;):P

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Hey can I eat whipped cream off my lover and do I have to out that in my fitness pal?!

Yes! So make sure it is lite or sugar free! But no worries, a serving of Cool Whip Free is only 2 carbs! ;)

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Hey can I eat whipped cream off my lover and do I have to out that in my fitness pal?!

You might want to use PB2 instead, so you can get some extra Protein......

Or perhaps a little pâté

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What am I going to do with PB2? ! Spray it in him?!

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No just spread it like shellac...

In fact if you leave it long enough you could probably wax him while your at it....

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No just spread it like shellac...

In fact if you leave it long enough you could probably wax him while your at it....

Not nearly as sexy, unless he is shaved/waxed? Otherwise hair...gross!! Well that is unless u like hairy things :P

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Laura!!! That's it! I'm beat you!

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A bj should be a reward so babes unless he has earned it KEEP HIM WORKING!! lol

RIGHT???

I'd better come home to a sparkling kitchen, no laundry and get a good night's sleep bc he's gotten up with the babies if he wants a bj! (And that ain't happening...probably ever!)

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Hey can I eat whipped cream off my lover and do I have to out that in my fitness pal?!

Only if you swallow.

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You are correct in your heading. Of course gagging is bad. This is the wrong forum. You need to connect with someone who can teach you what you are doing wrong. Sexual acts are supposed to be pleasant for both parties.

This topic most definitely belongs in this forum. Let us (Admin & Moderators) judge if a topic is appropriate.

If you have an issue with any topic, please use the REPORT button.

Thanks in advance for your understanding.

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Laura-ven I just adore you and your spirit.

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Sweet tee I adore you too!

Just don't ask me to lick anything off you.. I am unlike other people around here, on a diet!!

:P

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