I'm dreading this as much as I hate the intensifying chest pain I've been having for 10 hours. Uuuugh. Just hope it's nothing major! Fingers crossed for the ever embarrassing "it's just gas" diagnosis.

Bleh.

Ahhh barf in the bed...can you try to wet the sheets next time? Just so he gets really great practice

All kidding aside, I too am glad you can smile after all you've been through my dear. I'm so glad to read mom is doing well!!!! That must help a tiny bit.

I've never had thrush, though heard it's no fun I hope the drugs are quick to give you some relief.

Liz, just as we read Iggy's story as it unfolded and prayed for her everyday, we feel the same way for you. It royally sucks, this messed up journey you're living through, but life ain't for sissys and you my dear are no sissy. You are gonna get thru this. Hang in there and about the messy house, well I'll give it over to Irma Bombeck who so eloquently said, "Don't sweat the small stuff". Right now its about trying to keep fluids down and getting some rest (at an incline, of course) to help you heal.

Good thoughts woman.

This was perfectly timed because I was started to get in a funk. I cannot express how much you all have helped.

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No funks allowed!! Uh uh!! Unless of course, you are doing the FUNKY CHICKEN!!! Oh yeah!!!!

If we need to post a joke of the hour we will (that's a warning cuz I tell really bad jokes).

Here's a bit of how that would go....

Why did the monkey fall from the tree?

Long pause....

Longer....

Longer...

"Why" says Liz?

Cuz he was dead!

Hilarious laughter on my side....silence and a very funny look on your side....

Ya that's pretty much how this is going to go Liz...that's my GOOD joke! So defunk NOW! heh heh

That was pretty bad Iggy....

A Irishman and an Englishman walked by a pub.

What? It could happen!

Bad joke for drunks. Yes I had my veggies today Iggy. I'm on holiday!! You know how I get my veggies, slap me on the head, I coulda had a V8!

Liz...sorry if Iggy and I hijacked your thread. We go WAY BACK, before the claw days....

Have a good weekend girls!!!

muhahahahahahahaha no one can stay in a funk when we're around!!!!! (can you imagine the pain I might impart with a personal visit heh heh)

Hehe you all made me laugh...

Funky chicken, monkeys falling and Irish and English men passing pubs...

Is Liz the only one on medicine here

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Hehe you all made me laugh...

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OhhhhhOoohh!! Is THAT what that little white pill I just took was???? Lala land is fun!

A sense of humor is like chicken soup for the soul. Thank you all

Y'all got me laughing.

Reminds me to have a can of chicken soup on hand, I mean a sense of humor! Lol

Praying for you Liz!

Medicating here... Know what the snail said riding on the turtle's back?

WHEEeeeeeeee!

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Two snakes slithering thru the grass...one snake says to his buddy, "hey, are we poisonous or non poisonous?" The other snake says, "why do you ask?" The first snake says, "cause I just bit my tongue!"

Liz, still praying for you...hang in there girl!

Thrush medicine is helping after first dose. Still nauseous with phenergen, zofran, and scope patch so I'm worried about my liquids. One of my dogs is home with me today. (We have 2 but I've had my chihuahua longer than I've had my fiancé ;]) he hasn't left my side. Had to move to the couch to stay elevated. I kept waking up on my belly or side when I was in the bed. I may need tied up to stay in a good position lol. Maybe I'll move into Chris's Archie Bunker chair...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and asks, "Do you think it's hot in here?"

The second muffins screams,"AAAAHHHHH TALKING MUFFIN!"

My two yorkies were seriously emotionally scared by my unexpected absence after my complication. They stuck to me like clue and if I head for the door they come unclued! Doggies can make one feel so loved.

What do you call a happy lassie?

A jolly collie!!