I posted this in pre op and they suggested I move it to post.....so here it goes :

I know this may be a little inappropriate and I hope I don't offend anyone but It was just a thought and im sure others have thought about this too. So here it goes!

I know the ...willy...looks bigger when men lose weight...obviously because they're losing weight. and i know our ta ta's might droop and sag. I know this from previous weight loss. But what about the ....."hoo ha"? I'll spare the graphicness of the post but you all know what i'm getting at!!! Does it change at all????

Well I need to get a man! 50 shades of Grey, all this talk about better sex, etc... This thread has made me giggle and turn a bit red. Love it!

I was in a very silly mood.

You know..the SKINNY name... immigrants who change names...

You had to be there.

oh oh oh!!!! i didn't read it in that context!!!!! thats funny lol

Arent you just a party pooper...lol J/K

Yeah tell me about it, just about dashed my dreams of becoming a porn star post op. Guess I will have to stick with programming.

OMG!!!!!! I have not stopped laughing. This is the best thread ever. Loved Patricks response and the one about the elliptical....I almost spewed water over my computer. keep it up.

Re "keep it up" um that's whet she said... I so had to say that lol

Re "keep it up" um that's whet she said... I so had to say that lol

She won't be saying that when you're carrying around 13 more inches =)

Omg this thread is awesome. Fyi...growing up my grandma called it my "twinkie". haha

" wash your twinkie" she'd say.

Did I also mention that I loved the hostess cake twinkies? Every day at lunch I would open up my lunch box and then think about my Vagina.

Dang now I want a twinkie....the snack cake...not a vagina

This was hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing!

She won't be saying that when you're carrying around 13 more inches =)

Yeah except ladyivy dashed those hopes, my only chance is if I got like 6 or 7 inches hiding away in there lol then I might hit 13. Maybe happy sticks are like pyramids and only a third us showing.

Now once we excavate, you get the great pyramid at Giza, lol -a guy can dream right?

If it works I'm gonna write one of those penis enlargement books, sell my secret for $20 a pop. The book will have one sentence: lose 300 pounds. Lol

Ok... That's not fair... Us ladies get saggy hoo ha's and lose our tah tah and they sag too, but men's swin swans get bigger... Not cool lol. Boob and clam lifts for all lol

Yeah except ladyivy dashed those hopes' date=' my only chance is if I got like 6 or 7 inches hiding away in there lol then I might hit 13. Maybe happy sticks are like pyramids and only a third us showing.

Now once we excavate, you get the great pyramid at Giza, lol -a guy can dream right?

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That's the theory of the pyramid? I didn't know that. I know Hemingway has a theory that with an iceberg you can only see an eighth of it... Good thing a penis isn't like that! lol Like the old joke goes, then girls would need tweezers to give hand jobs =}

Ok... That's not fair... Us ladies get saggy hoo ha's and lose our tah tah and they sag too' date=' but men's swin swans get bigger... Not cool lol. Boob and clam lifts for all lol[/quote']

Proof god is a man, us men got the cards stacked in our favor. No pregnancy, pms, periods, burden of populating the earth, and our netherbits get better post weight loss...lol

That's the theory of the pyramid? I didn't know that. I know Hemingway has a theory that with an iceberg you can only see an eighth of it... Good thing a penis isn't like that! lol Like the old joke goes' date=' then girls would need tweezers to give hand jobs =}[/quote']

Well if we're going with the hemingway theory sex would be like reverse birth I can see it now. Calling my surgeon and needing to be surgically removed from my wife how embarrassing would that be?

Wow, I disappear for a few days and come back to ....pyramids and icebergs!!

Carry on, folks :wub:

Lol, yeah so many ways this thread is like the titanic.