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This May Be Inappropriate, Forgive Me :)

I posted this in pre op and they suggested I move it to post.....so here it goes :

I know this may be a little inappropriate and I hope I don't offend anyone but It was just a thought and im sure others have thought about this too. So here it goes!

I know the ...willy...looks bigger when men lose weight...obviously because they're losing weight. and i know our ta ta's might droop and sag. I know this from previous weight loss. But what about the ....."hoo ha"? :) I'll spare the graphicness of the post but you all know what i'm getting at!!! Does it change at all????

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A twinkie... lol now that I have never heard of! Well of course I have heard if the snack but in reference to a vagina. That is really funny!! however since I am a lesbian I can say I like both versions of the twinkie lol luckily one version is more cream filled than the other, or is it lmao

Growing up we called our vagina a bunny, I guess it looked like bunny ears.... I always thought I would teach my daughter this lingo but I took the boring road and call it a hoo-hoo

Maybe we can win a Pussiter Prize award for this thread. :rolleyes:

Oh goodness, I am just now seeing this thread. So funny, I needed a good laugh today!

SICKOS. :ph34r:

Anyway, yeah, it looks way nicer now. Also, the skin in that general area, including my inner thighs, is not weird and dark from rubbing all the time anymore, that was also a bonus.

My great-grandmother called it a "mustn't touch it". I'm sure she was great fun on a date. ;)

My great-grandmother called it a "mustn't touch it". I'm sure she was great fun on a date. ;)

Ah the irony that her great-granddaughter's name is GeauxForit.

Ah the irony that her great-granddaughter's name is GeauxForit.

Touché!!! : D

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Skinny pants I want you to know I woke my wife up laughing at this post. I was lying in bed reading it and started laughing. I tried to stop but 350lbs jiggling was enough to wake her up. She was scared something was wrong with me. Lol I told her I was laughing at your hoo ha and the thought of Ben Wa Balls bouncing across the floor. She didn't see the humor at 4 am. Go Figuare.

omg thats so funny. i got the visual of the bed shaking lol cracking up. I don't think i would have seen the humor at 4am either !!!

Ah the irony that her great-granddaughter's name is GeauxForit.

LOL i started laughing out loud when i read that.

Hey FutureSkinnypants, when you come to country you change name.

We stay McSkinnystein and proud we are.

Ok, Sausage Wallet made me laugh out loud while my husband is sitting at the table. So I had to explain. He agreed that it is a good one!

So now my 2 cents worth....

A little on the saggy side, I am 121 lbs lighter than my heaviest, 81 lbs lighter since surgery. I am hoping when I get a tummy tuck, it will help lift that area a little, especially just above there.

AND...

Skinny Sex is AMAZING!!! WOW is all I can say. I like me some good loving, and have always enjoyed it, but now! My husband and I can just get closer, try different positions, it is awesome!!! I always used to feel my fat getting in the way, not anymore!! I really did not think of it when I was getting the surgery. I was looking forward to feeling more confident, but the way everything feels has improved too! Something to look forward to everyone!!!

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Hey FutureSkinnypants, when you come to country you change name.

We stay McSkinnystein and proud we are.

huh!?!!?!? lol

huh!?!!?!? lol

I was in a very silly mood.

You know..the SKINNY name... immigrants who change names...

You had to be there. :wacko:

I was in a very silly mood.

You know..the SKINNY name... immigrants who change names...

You had to be there. <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacko:' />

I got it!! LOL

Oh wait...does that make me crazy, too???

YES :D <<<<(that's a happy period)

You already have everything you are going to have. However, weight loss will make it look larger and reduction in adipose tissue will expose more length and effectively make it larger up to the anatomical point you are meant to be at :)

Arent you just a party pooper...lol J/K

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