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Better stay out of the before/after photo's then y'all post-opers' are smokin!

Patrick, you are having WAY too much fun with this thread! hahahaha :lol:

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I haven't read the whole post yet, but commented in preop on their version of this so I wanted to bring this over here:

Okay, I have to say this because I have seen this 3 times in a single week now. Using the word vajayjay really does not make something less offensive (if you are going to be offended by it) or more appropriate than using the actual word for it. Many of our mothers programmed us the word Vagina is inappropriate, which it is not. (Same goes for when you are at your doc ladies). My mom raised me calling it a "Suzy". Now every time I meet a girl with that name, I internally snicker. See, ruined!! Please don't be afraid to call it (and raise your children to call it) a vagina.

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I posted this in the other as well:

Actually, the inside WILL change. At least according to my gyno.

I went in for my first pap, I am only 20, and we talked about my surgery. She mentioned that larger women have more narrow vaginal canals because all the fat pushing in on it. She asked me about 100 times if I was sure I wasn't a virgin (really awkward). She said once I lose most of my weight it will widen a bit but not much. She said it probably wouldn't be noticeable to a partner but I may notice less discomfort, which I do have sometimes.

After about the second time she asked me some sort of really smart A&* comment would have come out of my mouth. How rude!

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Seriously? that means when I get to goal I'll gain 13 inches..(400/30}..that can't be right, that would put me in the guiness book of world records for sure. Lmao

You already have everything you are going to have. However, weight loss will make it look larger and reduction in adipose tissue will expose more length and effectively make it larger up to the anatomical point you are meant to be at :)

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I haven't read the whole post yet, but commented in preop on their version of this so I wanted to bring this over here:

Okay, I have to say this because I have seen this 3 times in a single week now. Using the word vajayjay really does not make something less offensive (if you are going to be offended by it) or more appropriate than using the actual word for it. Many of our mothers programmed us the word Vagina is inappropriate, which it is not. (Same goes for when you are at your doc ladies). My mom raised me calling it a "Suzy". Now every time I meet a girl with that name, I internally snicker. See, ruined!! Please don't be afraid to call it (and raise your children to call it) a vagina.

I assumed the women (like me) were saying it to be funny. Of course the correct term would be more appropriate in most conversations and in teaching children.

The thread is/was kind of going the way of "let's top it with this funny word for vagina."

Great, funny, educational, light conversation!

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Better stay out of the before/after photo's then y'all post-opers' are smokin!

I knew there was a reason I liked you on sight, Patrick! :)

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You already have everything you are going to have. However' date=' weight loss will make it look larger and reduction in adipose tissue will expose more length and effectively make it larger up to the anatomical point you are meant to be at :)[/quote']

Gosh ruin it with technicalities. Lol

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What a funny thread (most of it anyway)! I am snickering my butt off at work. "Biscuit to loaf of french bread" made me choke on my damn water! LOL!!!

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LOL i was looking forward to coming to work and reading the comments. I knew there would be more.

LadyIvy. i didn't say VAGINA because i didn't know if they are strict about that stuff on here. A lot of forums don't let you post certain words....i coulda said coochie, clam, poonani, pootang, vag, tunnel of love, "inner goodness" , sausage wallet, among about 1000 other words but i chose to stick with hoo haa thinking it would be safe and not get moderated :) And like someone said...its all in good light fun ....Glad everyone enjoyed the post and I think it was pretty informational.....

To the poster that got sick after the band and ended up at 98 lbs, hope your feeling great now.

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Anyone watch SCRUBS? How about "bajingo??" hahahaha..... no? :lol:

I've been thinking bajingo all day lol. I started posting on the other post but have been watching this one too.

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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! "Sausage wallet!!" (choke choke sputter!!) :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I just got sleeves after the third band. I'm a lot better now. Thank you for asking!!!

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Sausage wallet....sounds like something that probably wouldn't make it through secondary TSA screening at the airport. Just sayin :D

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Oh, and I just added a new exercise to my daily routine... kegels. ;)

You cracked me up! I spit Water out my nose!!!!

I can say that there is a lot less "padding" than there used to be prior to the surgery. Also, I have an easier time "trimming the hedge" since I can now see it!!!!

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