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has anyone gave a name to your lapband?

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Never thought of it. But a lot people on this site have. Do you have a name picked out?

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i havnt gotten my lap band yet (still getting testing done to make sure im good to go) but i did pre pick out a name lol patty. because i alwasy call myself fatty mc patty LOL its silly but fun

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LOL thats a good one

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Mine is Lola. She is a mysterious sexy siren, who calls the shots, who is in control, and who is deep inside me. My alter-ego!!

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I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! that is the best answer ive ever herd!!!!!!

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Senenity in honor of Serena who just won the championship. But the name is probably temporary. What's next? Novak?

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I actually just named mine the other day ... i had a stuck episode.... Lucyyyyyyyyyy

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I'm always rubbing my belly and feeling my port. I always tell my daughter and husband that the band is my baby. I have not named it but its my baby.

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I thought i was weird to name it but i did. Shhhhh....dont tell anyone I named my band Anita. Anita Courcoulas was my surgeon. I believe my band is her signature, it has her name all over it, she placed it in me with faith it will help change my life. Its sorta like a work of art and the artist signs there name at the bottom to show off there work.

Besides Anita tells me when to eat, how much and when i need to slow down. I love it

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thats a really good one!!

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Audry after the man eating plant in the musical "Little Shop of Horrors." He line in the play is "Feed Me!" when she gets hungry. When my Audry makes any gurgling sounds I know it is time to feed her. Then she eats a little says "thank you that will be enough." If I over feed she says "that is enough thank you, one more bite and I will send it back!" I know then it is time to stop feeding Audry.

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