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Oh my beloved band, I love you so very much. Please forgive me for upsetting you. I was so hungry and wasn't thinking about what I was doing. I ate 2 big bites way too fast without chewing enough, it was a mistake and you let me know it immediately. I am so very sorry, I just want you to forgive me so we can go back to being friends.

How long are you going to punish me? I'll do anything you want, liquids, mushies, anything for as long as you need. Just please let me eat.

I promise to try harder, to keep you happy by following your rules. I will take care of you as best as I can. I might slip up now and then, but I know you will let me know my mistakes, you will punish me. And if I continue I will have to pay the ultimate mistake and loose you. I don't want that, I love you and I know you love me too.

Lets be friends again, together we can do amazing things! :-)

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Cute post!

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I totally feel you!

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Only if you worked that hard on our relationship!

No seriously, loved it & love you!

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Dear band, please let me eat this soup!

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