Should I start a Vagina thread?

Back in the day (young & clubbing w/ friends) my roommate, Tracy, wore spandex workout shorts as part of her outfit. Remember how we were supposed to wear the long t-shirt and leg warmers to complete the look? Well, she wore a short t-shirt since she had the tiny body to afford that sorta thing. But some guy yelled really loud, "Oohh baby, You got a MEATY PIE."

She was horrified and went with the long shirts after that. This means even skinny girls can have a fupa, kinda like size 2 gals with 40DD boobs?

Pretty self explanatory.. *choking with laughter*

eeeeew!..(sympathetically)

This is a great thread a little strange but still a great thread.

After losing 40 lbs the FUPA is shrinking along with everything else.My husband said I am Hot mama now.

My husband calls his Heada. Isnt that sick. Delarla I need a catalog.

My new skinny song.

I feel sexy oh so sexy. I feel sexy and pretty and hot.

This is toooo hilarious....My hubby has voiced concern over whether or not my FUPA will remain plump or whether it will become a bony, sagging, flappin in the breeze kinda thing....I told him that I'm sure my peachy would still have enough padding to keep "the big horse" comfy! LOLOLOLol. He says he loves my FAT lips!

I was also picturing something that I can't stop laughing about...someone asked if the FUPA could get lifted during a TT and then someone replied that it could also be done during a thigh Tuck, but wouldn't it go )( with the first one and go ( ) with the second one???? ~

ahahahahahaha

Ladysplenda, either send me a PM with your address, or request a catalog through my site.

I'd like to know which 11 women voted against a vagina thread? We might all be laughing, but how the hell else are we supposed to discuss the subject? I can't even quote the "correct medical terminology" as given above without falling off my chair, that's damn funny.

My husband likes my gina the way it is. He thinks having sex with skinny women is like, "Screwing a bag of antlers." But, my FUPA isn't as meaty as some women's, I suppose. Maybe that's because I'm a shaver, so I don't have all the poof. I'm going for the full Brazillian this

summer!

By the way, is everyone doing their Kegels? And a one, and a two, and sqeeeeeze, and hold. Gimme 100.

From Wonkette:

Yuck...

Why can't this site just be for banded issues and not so much OT stuff. I guess

that I am in the minority. Remember, the only thing that we share in common is

the band. Guess that is what got so many bent out of shape and left this and

many other band boards. Bye...Bye...( think McLaughlin's voice here)!

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I had an email message that Wonkette had posted on this thread and how we should only be posting about band issues. When I went to read it on the actual site, it wasn't there. I guess she deleted it. I wonder at what point, she decided that this was in poor taste. After the 20th post, after the 60th post, or did she manage to read all 81 and then become disgusted? And I'm not banded yet, but let me say this...I have more in common with the people on this board than any other set of people on the planet. Our heartaches, our struggles, our triumphs...this is way beyond just the commonality of the band.

Notice to all: IF IT OFFENDS YOU OR YOU DON'T LIKE IT, STAY AWAY FROM THE THREAD. Not necessarily the whole site. This site offers a wealth of useful information. However, this is in the lounge. We talk about all kinds of stuff here. And for those of us who have let our weight affect all other forms of socialization, this board and the ability to talk about anything is important. Like mama said, if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

I’m thinking anyone who says, “yuck” about a vagina must be too young to understand how LBT is the only place in the world where we feel physically normal. Could you imagine talking about inner-thigh rashes, “aprons” or “fupas” in a hotel lobby or in the office lunch room?

Now, back to our regularly scheduled Vagina discussion. Since nobody else said it, leave it to the mouth (that would be me, duh.) I have to work my vaginal muscles more often than I care too since I used to tinkle when I sneezed. I thought it was just due to age, but my girl parts got just as weak and floopy as my arms & ass when I hit 300#. When I say, “I just wet my pants from laughing" I wasn't kidding.

Now that I've lost weight and gained some muscle, my Vagina, I'm able to squeeze my giblets while sneezing so no piddle leaks out. If that's too personal to discuss here, should I tell my mail carrier? Perhaps a stewardess?

I'm very angry at my Ben Wa Balls because I should have them mastered by now but they keep falling out. Cooter push-ups are just as hard as regular ones.

OMG! This thread is great. "Cooter pushups" is one of the funniest damn things I've heard in a long time. Keep it up Lisa!! :clap2:

From Wonkette:

Remember, the only thing that we share in common is

the band.

>>>>>>thats a really moronic thing to say, IMO

As if thats all we would ever have in common.. we are human beings here

re: FUPA

Ive heard "Fatty Upper PUBIC Area"... not Pussy Area. Also, Ive heard that the male species have this as well.

Right, Dr. DeLarla?

Oh my. Who would have thought we'd see the day when our sweet Paula knows urban slang better than us less classy broads?

From urbandictionary.com:

Acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"; common misinterpretations include "Fat Upper Pussy Area," "Fat Upper Penile Area" and "farting Under Pelicans Asses." Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genitalia.

And because we haven't quite beat the horse to death yet:

Causes: Fupatitis P.

Only know cure: Fupandectomy

"She's bigger than the Fupapottomaus, she is a FupaSaurus Rex"

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!! I have my friend here and showing her the site and we are laughing so hard that its hard to control the FUPA Functions...like the FUPAPEEING.........Fupa pushups are the next on our list...........As well as a book from DALARLA so that we too can have the benwa balls...........WWWWWOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO Is the FUPA federation a new club that we can join........As we sit here saying PICK ME PICK ME.........Keep up the laughs please as they are much needed. Trying to get her to join in with us and the fun of the FUPA and XXXX posts as well as the wonderful insiteful lessons of lap banding.

Thanks for the wonderful entertainment.

I have HUGE stretchmarks on mine... like one inchers.. GROSS:faint:

Okay that's it... I am adding StrawartS to my favorite poster list.

Oh my. Who would have thought we'd see the day when our sweet Paula knows urban slang better than us less classy broads?

From urbandictionary.com:

Acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"; common misinterpretations include "Fat Upper Pussy Area," "Fat Upper Penile Area" and "Farting Under Pelicans Asses." Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genitalia.

And because we haven't quite beat the horse to death yet:

Causes: Fupatitis P.

Only know cure: Fupandectomy

"She's bigger than the Fupapottomaus, she is a FupaSaurus Rex"

.............ouch.