Should I start a Vagina thread?

Whats creepy about the rumpy pumpy? bumping uglies? doin' the nasty deed? gettin' it on? Uh oh.. I think I need an hour break now.

*grabs Dawg and hauls him off of here for an hour*

women with balls = creepy. and you were the one that brought it up. so its your fault.

I get to bump uglies (finally) again with dh tonight. in a hotel no less. it will feel so sleezy. I can't wait!

I AM NOT IN HERE! But I have a fachina.

Funny.. you tramp!

Have fun!

My husband said his penis reduction surgery wasn't too painful. FYI.

a woman with balls ??? ICK!

My hubby is such a dork... He will call me on the phone and say "Hey Heather, guess what? long pause.... " I gotta big dick"...

I heard that's a bad thing. They say men w/ big dicks often are unfaithful because they always want to show them to everybody.

So next time you can say,

"So who ya been showing it to??"

Just a theory.

We could take a poll.

My hubby calls his "Big Cock"....lovely huh....do you want " " how about some big " " with that bowl of soup....Is that not the sexiest thing ever....yeah right!!!:blah::blah::blah:

I heard that's a bad thing. They say men w/ big dicks often are unfaithful because they always want to show them to everybody.

So next time you can say,

"So who ya been showing it to??"

Just a theory.

We could take a poll.

He only shows it to me... he is the most faithful guy in the world...

Now if our sex wasn't out of this world, all of the time... then I might be worried.

He really just has GREAT self esteem. He is sexy and he knows it... I wish I had half his self esteem.

Notice how much more interested we all are in dicks than vaginas?

I wish I had half his self esteem.

Well, as long as you get all of the part that counts...

Jeeze Lisa--what the heck've you done to us?!!

My hubby calls his "Big Cock"....lovely huh....do you want " " how about some big " " with that bowl of soup....Is that not the sexiest thing ever....yeah right!!!:blah::blah::blah:

VERY SEXY!!!

hubby uses that line with me too! :bored

I am waiting for BigPaul to "not" read this thread....

I saw Adam Sandler's penis.

"I am waiting for BigPaul to "not" read this thread...."

Thanks, HEATHER! Now I gotta start an "I wet my panties" thread.