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I don't think I can take the thought of, "You want to stick it where, and then you want to stick it WHERE??"

I'm still throwing up in my mouth a little over that one...

Um, yeah....me too!

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I don't think the post is inappropriate.....I just found it pretty funny that you asked a question: "When is it safe to have sex", and J. Joseph, instead of answering the question, posts on how to improve anal / oral sex. And hey, if J. Joseph feels that free to post that......good for him. It's a good thing and a compliment to Alex (the main dude) that people are free to express themselves here, and to ask all sorts of questions.

But that still cracks me up.

It kinda icks me out.

Don't get me wrong... I have no hangups with oral sex, and I've been known to have a few drinks and do the other :wink2:. However, I would never EVER EVER think of doing them both in the same romp session, I don't care HOW "clean" that puppy is! :smile2:

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Hey to each is own, what people do in there bedrooms in which ever order is on them....I'm just excited to lose the weight and be more confident in myself to want to please my H2B! He's always loved me for me and for that I am lucky.....GINNYTWO....I KNOW ALL TO WELL WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT...when your over weight sex (to me of course) just isnt as fun as it would be without it (THE LOVE HANDLES, THE EXTRA LAYERS OF BELLY FAT, THE BREAST GOING IN THERE OWN DIRECTION, OUT OF BREATH WHEN CHANGING POSITIONS, CANT WAIT FOR THE FINALE SO YOU CAN GO TO sleep, EAT SOMETHING OR SMOKE CIGARETTE!) ....SO ITS GOT TO GO....

J.JOSEPH probably been married for 30 plus years (I bet) and I'm sure its gots something to do with the way THEY please one another!!! I SAY "YOU GO BOY"....

PLAIN....I would have to admit it cracked me up too :mellow: BUT SERIOUSLY WITH THE EXTRA ENERGY I AM GETTING WITH THE NEW DIET, I JUST WANTED AND NEEDED INPUT FOR A NEW LIFESTYLE AND WE ARE ADULTS AND SEX I AM SURE IS APART OF EVERYONES LIFE.....A GREAT PART:drool: AND BEING OVER WEIGHT FOR ME DIDNT ALLOW ME TO ENJOY IT AND BE FREE AND FEEL SEXY WITH MY PARTNER AND THATS A PROBLEM IN MY BOOK....SO YES ALEX SHOULD GET A GRAMMY, NOBLE PEACE PRIZE OR SOMETHING FOR STARTING THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE ITS TOTALLY ADDICTING FOR ME.....:wink2: I'M ON HERE JUST ABOUT ALL DAY EVERYDAY AND WHAT KEEPS ME HOOKED ARE THE PEOPLE I CAN RELATE TO AND PEOPLE WHO ARE REAL AND NOT AFRAID TO SHARE THANK YOU EVERYONE....:smile2: GETTING BACK TO WORK!

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All this talk makes me a bit sad that I don't have a partner.

In the words of the late, great Marvin Gaye--"Keep gettin' it on!"

I know there's nothing like the human touch (if you get my meaning) but honey don't let not having a partner stop you from having fun. :cursing: I hope you know what I mean. :thumbup:

Since discovering this website I have had so much fun. All of my conversations have been fun, informative, and intriguing too. I've only had one bad experience. I blame myself for that because I should have reconized that some of the postees had issues. I love talking to open minded people. I'm the type of person that will state her opinion and if you don't like it "Oh Well." I love the fact that people feel free enough to share almost anything. :scared2:

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Oh Yeah! By the way JJ you work it. That's what I'm talking about. You do your thing. May you have many more wonderful, blissful, and passionate years a head of you.

To all the rest of you take a clue from J.Joseph and don't let anyone's opinion of what you do and how you do... affect you. DO YOU! :scared2::cursing::tt2::smile2::thumbup:

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I know there's nothing like the human touch (if you get my meaning) but honey don't let not having a partner stop you from having fun. :thumbup: I hope you know what I mean. :tt2:

Since discovering this website I have had so much fun. All of my conversations have been fun, informative, and intriguing too. I've only had one bad experience. I blame myself for that because I should have reconized that some of the postees had issues. I love talking to open minded people. I'm the type of person that will state her opinion and if you don't like it "Oh Well." I love the fact that people feel free enough to share almost anything. :smile2:

I agree! I read and discuss some of the coolest things through this site! Everyone (for the most part) is just so nice and friendly.

So, I gotta ask something...embarrassing.

My first time "back in the saddle" was about 2wks post-op. It was alone :cursing: because I wasn't sure what to expect and I didn't want hubby getting offended if things didn't go as well as he'd like. :scared2::blushing: Well, the O was much harder to come by (pun intended), and once I got there - it was so weak I wanted to cry. My stomach muscles were so tense and it was rather painful in my belly. Is this the case for everyone else? If so, how long til I'm healed so I can get back to having a good O? I was so disappointed by that experience that I've not tried it since, and I'm 4wks post-op today.

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Oh Yeah! By the way JJ you work it. That's what I'm talking about. You do your thing. May you have many more wonderful, blissful, and passionate years a head of you.

To all the rest of you take a clue from J.Joseph and don't let anyone's opinion of what you do and how you do... affect you. DO YOU! :smile2::scared2::tt2::laugh::tt2:

:thumbup: You know what I LIKE YOU MELOLO! DATS WAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!:cursing:

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I agree! I read and discuss some of the coolest things through this site! Everyone (for the most part) is just so nice and friendly.

So, I gotta ask something...embarrassing.

My first time "back in the saddle" was about 2wks post-op. It was alone :cursing: because I wasn't sure what to expect and I didn't want hubby getting offended if things didn't go as well as he'd like. :scared2::blushing: Well, the O was much harder to come by (pun intended), and once I got there - it was so weak I wanted to cry. My stomach muscles were so tense and it was rather painful in my belly. Is this the case for everyone else? If so, how long til I'm healed so I can get back to having a good O? I was so disappointed by that experience that I've not tried it since, and I'm 4wks post-op today.

Well girlfriend give it another try... You know your body just went through something major it has a foreign object attached to it and it may just take a little time for things to get back to normal. Just keep trying different things in different ways. You know I'm the wrong person to ask... I'm so pro-sex and I enjoy sex so much. All I have to say is definitely listen to your body.

Most definitely bring hubby into the picture maybe he can help you find that Big O. Think outside the box (no pun intended) we have so many tools that we can utilize on our body like our lips, tongues, fingers, ect. do you get my drift. Don't leave hubby out! :thumbup:

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:scared2: You know what I LIKE YOU MELOLO! DATS WAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!:cursing:

Thanks!:thumbup:

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Hey to each is own, what people do in there bedrooms in which ever order is on them....

True, unless somebody comes on and says, "Hey, ladies, if you wanna keep your man, this is what you gotta do..."

Heck, my hubby would never kiss me again, that's for sure! :cursing:

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she has been finding our anal to oral sequence much more enjoyable for her. I recommend that some of you ladies try it, especially those of you trying to "keep" your man.

I agree. this is way too much information for this particular section of the board. :smile2::thumbup::scared2::cursing:

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My first time "back in the saddle" was about 2wks post-op. It was alone :cursing: because I wasn't sure what to expect and I didn't want hubby getting offended if things didn't go as well as he'd like. :thumbup::blushing: Well, the O was much harder to come by (pun intended), and once I got there - it was so weak I wanted to cry. My stomach muscles were so tense and it was rather painful in my belly. Is this the case for everyone else? If so, how long til I'm healed so I can get back to having a good O? I was so disappointed by that experience that I've not tried it since, and I'm 4wks post-op today.

hey Jmegirl, I hope I don't get dinged for being inapropriate but about ten days post-op hubby and me tried it but we also used an extra device(if you get my meaning)to help me. It made it a lot easier for me. Then we were both satisfied. Just a suggestion, hope it helps!:wub: I have to admit while this is an incredible valuble topic for us I can't help but laugh a the fact that this post started 12-1-08 and already has 40+ replies!! I guess sex is a hot topic no matter what the platform!! LOL!!

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Of course sex is a hot topic besides drugs, violence, and politics... sex is one of those subjects that will find it's way in most convesations. May I add it's the funnest topic as well. :thumbup: What can be more interesting than mature adults discussing a topic that has been around as long as breathing and eating. :cursing:

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my doctor said no sex for 6 weeks but 3 days out my BF and I did and I had no trouble....hmmmmmm I dunno I guess it depends on the person

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All these responses are FANTASTIC :whatchutalkingabout I can't stop laughing at the responses. I agree with many the weight loss as reved up my sex drive!!! My husband is like what in the heck is going on with you !!! I just tell him to layback and enjoy the ride :mellow::wub:

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