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Ever notice that when you go a few days witout sex...things just keep getting in the way...then when everything is right, you are both hornier than you have ever been...and aunt flo comes to town.

just me?? ok...nevermind. :cool:

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Skinny or heavy makes no difference to me I always want it. Only difference is some positions are a little easier to be in if you are a little smaller then bigger. But hey who cares......try it and concer anyways!! LMAO:heh:

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Well my man is cut off for awhile - he pissed me off the last time we bumped uglies because he tried to flip my big ass into a different position so I just asked him how he wanted me to be instead and he said why do you have to be such a robot?

EXCUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEE????? Needless to say I was not in the mood after that and I faked a piddly orgasm to get it overwith since we were smack dab in the middle of the deed when he said it. I have never in my life ever been called a robot in the bedroom and he has never had one single complaint in 3 years! In fact I've had many lovers amazed by talents I pridefully possess.

I should have replied with "Well if you were greasing the gears right, the robot wouldn't be so rigid". We'll see who comes begging for Mr. Roboto now that its Valentines day...............punk.....LOL:clap2:

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lmao Candy...thats a great comeback!!!

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