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. . . when you are starrrrvvviiinnnggg because you worked too late and missed dinner, only to be completely satisfied by two triscuits.

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. . . when your good friend (who doesn't know about the band) gives you concerned, suspicious looks when you immediately walk away to the bathroom without speaking because something is stuck and you cant talk about it.

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. . . when you go to the bank and some woman you don't think you have ever seen before in your life says "did you lose, like, a lot of weight?" and you look at her dumbfounded because you don't know what to say to a stranger about that topic and are just a little surprised.

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My family always celebrates birthdays by everyone eating the birthday person's favorite food. When it got to my turn, I said they all have to go to out to dinner, order one meal, and split it between them all!

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I dont know if this has already been said or not but you know your a bandster when you always have a sweater in your car just in case you get cold when you go somewhere.

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I dont know if this has already been said or not but you know your a bandster when you always have a sweater in your car just in case you get cold when you go somewhere.

OMG - I thought it was just me!

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When you know what it feels like to puke and it come out your nose.

Let me just say this just happened I am so grossed out.

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You know that you are a bander when you think before you eat....

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You know you are a bandster when you spend all of your free time on a website especially for the bandster and even time you really don't have and you think "OMG, did I really just spend four hours on there?" and you feel like a total weirdo and you post pics of yourself when you swore you never would do something like that on the internet and you post how much you weigh and how much you USED to weigh and post pics of yourself when you were HUGE and those are things you never would share in real life... ok Im done

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You know you are a bandster when the one size fits most robe at the hotel actualy includes you :-)

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when you're in the mall and looking for lunch so you go to the food court and get a sample of the honey or teriyaki chicken and the sample fills you up. It's the cheapest lunch in the mall since it's free.

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