one potato chip counts as a binge.

you want to find the person who invented Splenda and have his baby!

I am so hoping you are right about that!

When the first web page you visit is lapbandtalk.com and not ESPN.com.

you know the exact dimensions of a 1-oz. cube of cheddar

................when it's your turn to host the Tuesday nite poker game, all your buddies arrive carrying their own snacks.........and beverages !!!

when you walk into a coffee shop and order a large cafe mocha " sugar free, nonfat milk, decaffinated, non-diary, low-fat whipped topping" and the amazed-looking person at the counter tells you "I'll make it for you if you really want it!"

. . you aren't embarassed to tell your mother/spouse/kids/priest just what Internet site or message board you're looking at when the rest of the house is asleep

you get annoyed when you can't find a nutritional label on your bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey

when you go to a restaurant and ask for the doggie bag before you start to eat!

when you go to church and the communion wafer causes you to miss your mid morning snack

...............when you see some spilled ice cream on a countertop and think........hmmmmm.....a tablespoon and a half.

...when someone asks you to donate food and your response is "I gave at the office."

You know you're a bandster when all of your tupperware containers are 1 cup or smaller.

lol LOL I think Tyler is having a ball with this. They're all funny too!!

You know you're a bandster when all of your tupperware containers are 1 cup or smaller.

Good one Sue!

You know you are a Bandster when you carry a cup in your car; just in case of impending PB!