one potato chip counts as a binge.

when people that know you think you aren't eating enough, and people that don't know you think that you aren't eating enough, too.

when you realize that you aren't the only compulsive obsessive on the internet.

when as a newbie, you convince yourself that everyone wants the last half of your water bottle because its still cold.

You go to the mall to walk instead of shop...

when you find yourself having medical discussions with your doctors, nurses and pharmacists and easily keeping up with them or outpacing them!

when you realize that your favorite eating utensil is a toothpick

You see a 5 year old eating a candy bar and think, "I can take him".

When you pack your own Snacks to bring to parties and your friends houses, such snacks include a Water bottle, 3 or 4 crystal light to go packs, your own spoon, and a 6 oz. yogurt that will last you all night.

That reminds me! I left my spoon at my friends house last night! Damnit!

You go to the mall to walk instead of shop...

Not me....I'm ALWAYS there to shop....my cupboards are bursting with new smaller clothes!!! :eek:

When you eat x3 sweets & feel guilty (like you wouldn't of

eaten the entire packet before the band!) :eek:

I'm afriaid to ask but

What the heck are toilet tongs?

I'm cringing but I have to know!

toilet tongs help you wipe your butt...heres a link..Long Tong Toilet Aid, Bathroom Assists - Allegro Medical Supplies

When the owner of the little restaurant says, "What you couldn't eat just one portion? You didn't like?"

When you have to give away your SHOE collection because they fall off your feet.

You see a 5 year old eating a candy bar and think, "I can take him".

OMG YES!

When you have more belts than shoes in your closet.

When the resale shops get excited to see you coming because they need to re-stock their inventory.

When the conversation goes like this:

Coworker, "OMG! You look so great!!!"

Lapbander, "Yeah, yeah, I'm actually wearing clothes that fit. So how are you?"