one potato chip counts as a binge.

When instead of the usual marinated steak tips for dinner, you have steak tip....and a side of steak frie.

You look FORWARD to getting on the scale every morning

you guys are tooooooo funny!!!

I LOVE you all for these jokes/truths. LMAO and an't tell anyone in the office why...Keep them coming!!!:cursing:

When you beg the waitress for you to order off the kids menu and she looks at you strange when you say, "No, I want nothing to drink with that"

When you have a compulsive weighing disorder. I love my scale! I hate my scale! I love my scale! I want to shoot my scale - it lies!

When you can have a conversation with another banster and it's like another language. The everyday average person has NO idea what the hell you are talking about:

I need a restriction! (Why are you in trouble?)

I have a 10cc band! (Really, what kind of music do they play?)

My port has flipped! (Can boats do that?)

I PB'd (Huh?)

I'm too tight (Oh, that one can have so many implications)

I need a fill (naughty, naughty, naughty!)

I'm too loose (The old lady whispers to her friend, "the little slut.")

LMAO. These are great! Keep going!

And I so can relate to the scale love/hate relationship. I want a new one! LOL

...when you say, "I'm so full." And mean it.

...when you piss off a friend and they say 'I hope you get something STUCK' (they were kidding).

...you have sparkpeople.com nutrition tab open all day to record every morsel that goes into your mouth...

When you have to give away your SHOE collection because they fall off your feet.

Now this, I am not looking forward to! :cursing:

When you walk up to your Dr. in his office and he doesn't recognize you till he sees your hubby come around the corner!!!!!!!

When you can have a conversation with another banster and it's like another language. The everyday average person has NO idea what the hell you are talking about:

I need a restriction! (Why are you in trouble?)

I have a 10cc band! (Really, what kind of music do they play?)

My port has flipped! (Can boats do that?)

I PB'd (Huh?)

I'm too tight (Oh, that one can have so many implications)

I need a fill (naughty, naughty, naughty!)

I'm too loose (The old lady whispers to her friend, "the little slut.")

HAHAHA! This made me laugh. Good job!! These are too funny. Keep 'em coming!

Edited June 4, 200818 yr by drew05

Here's a couple more to add to that conversation:

I've had a slippage (I hope she didn't break anything when she fell)

liquid Hell (I thought hell was on fire, when did it flood?)

Mushies (Looks like she still has all of her teeth, do you think those are dentures?)

Edited June 4, 200818 yr by Leslie2Lose