one potato chip counts as a binge.

ROFLMAO- or 750 (BMW)

or 450SL

But seriously, isn't it when you start noticing that the people around you all eat to fast and take too much on their fork at a time!

When the waiter brings the meal and you realize you've just done your grocery shopping for the week.

....when your 2 year old child eats more than you!

You order 1 entree with 6 extra plates and nothing to drink....hehe.

When you want to check the menu of a restaurant before you go out to eat to make sure they have small, healthy "safe" meals for you to pick from.

These are fantastic!!! I'm printing these so I can share!

you know you're a bandster when........

you have your own set of dishes and silverware in midget size.

you have your own shelf in the fridge

you buy a case of Water a week instead of a case of beer

you ask for exercise equipment for your birthday

your kids call you a "Borg" because of your "alien thingy" (port)

when you're the last one left at the dinner table

people think you're single because your wedding ring no longer fits

you could stuff a small pillow with the hair you clean out of your brush.

you're the ONLY one in the movie theater not eating popcorn.

...when you can create as much slime as a slug!

You know what toilet tongs are

when you kiss your significant other just to taste "real" food

<P>I'm afriaid to ask but</P>

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<P>What the heck are toilet tongs?</P>

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<P>I'm cringing but I have to know!</P>

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when you sit at home with your guest not eating, because tasting to see how you're cooking was doing filled you completely.

when there's new meaning for the old phrase (from everyone's mother)

"Don't eat that now...it will spoil your appetite for dinner"

You spend an hour trying to get your "ticker" to work right!