I've had horrible pains in my lower right abdomen. It started as a light pinch a few weeks ago, but yesterday the pain was becoming unbearable. The kind of pain that takes your breath away. I made an OBGYN appointment for next week, but yesterday my friends freaked me out thinking it could be an ovarian cyst, an eptopic pregnancy or a gallbladder attack. The more I fretted, the worse the pain got.

I ran to Urgent Care and had a pelvic exam. Diagnosis = GAS.

What a dork. I had a glass of wine and farted so I'm fine now. Thought you'd all enjoy a good laugh.

You need to change your name to Drama Queen or Comedy Queen one. You are too much, I usually get that gas pain on my left side. Have you tried that Gas-X yet, LOL?

I would have tried Gas-X if someone would have suggested gas!

I had the same fierce pains on the left side the day after surgery. You should have seen the look on the Urgent Care doctor's face as I tried explaining there's a tube shoved in my abdominal wall and "I SWEAR, that's not what's causing this evil pain."

DQ

. I had a glass of wine and farted so I'm fine now

ROFLMAO!!!! glad it was just gas!!!

ROFLMAO!!!! Lisa, I swear you can make ANYTHING hysterically funny!

I bet that was the most expensive fart you ever had!

I would have tried Gas-X if someone would have suggested gas!

Delarla~ Next time try Gas -X first or just drink the wine first.

ROFLMAO TOO! Did you know it hurts to laugh after you get your gallbladder removed. LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE THANKS!!!

Lisa- that sucks!!!

The first time I had a gas attack I thought I was having a baby. And I hadn't had sex in like a year, so I thought maybe I was the next Virgin Mary. Yeah right...God's gonna pick me to be Mom to his next kid.

Now when I get it I take the Gas X chewables and lie in a fetal position singing "you are my sunshine" and breathing like I am in labor until it goes away.

Megan

Megan! I think you have made me hurt my self laughing. I might have to go to the emergency room if you all don't stop making me ROFLMAO!! I sure hope this glue they used on my incisions holds up!!! HAHAHA!!!!

Delarla~ I sure hope your feeling better know!!

Wow sweetie i'm so glad it was only gas and now that you 'relieved' yourself that your all better

OMG you crack me UP!!!! My kids came running when I started laughing hysterically, wondering what in the world...I said "I'm just laughing at this funny lady on the computer. She farted!" My 5 year old went "AAAAAAAAAhahahahahha"

So you guys understand the kind of pain I'm talking about? This ain't no cramping, this feels like lightening bolts slicing through my girly region. I couldn't stand up without grabbing onto the wall. So I got to blow a wad of dough and ruin my 3-day weekend. It's either hide in the closet in shame or laugh at myself! Who-da thunk that Gax-X would have worked?

Maybe next week I'll rush to the ER for a pimple.

Delarla ~ BEFORE DOING THAT GET SOME ZIT CREAM WOULD YA!!! haha!!!

GOOD BURN! Cracking up here! I'm supposed to be doing my taxes, but this is more fun.

Delarla~I sent hubby to do our taxes earlier so I could get on LBT.(PLUS HE HAS BEEN IN THIS HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY FOR 3 DAYS ABOUT EVERYTHING. I WAS TRYING TO GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET) Your right Delarla this is lots more fun!!

yeah, well, I'm supposed to be doing my pre-calc homework...

Can you say "work avoidance? I knew you could!"

several years back my screen name was XercesBlue and my older sister told me her new screen name: ButterflyBlue. I just about died laughing. We had basically chosen the same name! (the xerces blue was a type of butterfly)