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Gyro

Large Fries

3 full sized frosted and candied doughnuts

Sun chips

pretzels

4 Pieces of Fried chicken

Starbucks Frappachino

coffee with cream

2 Containers of Nilla wafers

Forgive me weight-loss gods for I have sinned.

Bestowed upon me have been all of the wonderful blessings of an amazing new life....

the intense happiness I have in my new relationship, my job, my family....

the cute size 6 wardrobe..the diabetes thats GONE.......

my health.....I must never forget the path of whence I came......

the demons that brought me forward....and the pain that was once endless.....

because of the power and strength i have,

i own these sins and move on from here with greater knowledge of what I'm actually capable of...

armed with discipline....humbled by shame...

In your compassionate understanding...back up on the wagon i go..

Sheldon & Felipe the Sleeve....

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