Is this dangerous I'm five months out

I figured it was me, I'll keep knocking on that door and try my best.

Poor girl.

Given that anything going in your anus would have to travel at least 25 feet through your intestines to reach your stomach, I'm going to guess hell no unless your partner is some kind of serious anatomical freak or you have the world's longest toy at your disposal.

LMAO!!!!

Rectum? Nearly killed 'em.

Rectum? Nearly killed 'em.

This is one of my favorite jokes but my son doesn't get it. I think it's funny!

It never fails to make me giggle.

It never fails to make me giggle.

Your user name posting on this thread made me giggle. HEE HEE HEE!

What. In. The. World.

No, really.

What. In. The. World.

No, really.

No, really, no. You really don't want to think about it.

Haha!!!!!

Haha!!!!!

Yup. Still giggling.

Rectum? Nearly killed 'em.

"Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear..."

Some of the post I find in here. (Sniff) makes me happy I'm not the only adventurous plus size in the world. Lol like being big mean boring sex. Please! 50 shades the hell outta me!

Edited January 24, 201511 yr by Countrygrrl

Um not reading this the title scarred me for life. Is there somewhere different this post can go? Not something I even want to read the title of. Sheesh.

Possibly the funniest post I have read! Thanks for the laugh ????

OMG!