Is this dangerous I'm five months out

???????? honestly the best online community!

I want to bring you a cup of tea and have a long, motherly, informative talk with you... just as soon as I can do so with a straight face.

(Omg! LMAO!)

I think my jaw dropped a little when I read this post. Then came the laughter from the responses

OK, I got one...

My husband gets terrible conztipation. After what I read here I thought it might help him... we did it 3 times. My butt is so sore I can't sit down and he STILL hasn't pooped.

Would y'all shut up about this? I told my husband it would kill us both so he stopped asking.

Lolololololol

Pre surgery it as a great source of "relief" hubby has offered to help out when I go 5 days constipated. Told him MOM works wonders too

I would be so worried to do this constipated. Bad bad visual.

all this "relief" of constipation via anal reminds me of Zack and Miri make a porn....yeah that's a REAL visual lmao... thanks for the laughs guys!!

Two sleeves and a cup.

Two sleeves and a cup.

Ewwwww it took me

A moment lol!

OK, I get it, over weight people are sometimes butthole bandits. Sooooo?

I cannot believe that no one has said, "what this thread needs is pictures."

Sigh. I am so disappointed in you all.

I cannot believe that no one has said, "what this thread needs is pictures."

Sigh. I am so disappointed in you all.

Ok, y'all read that. Start uploading the visual aids.

I was searching for constipation information since it has been a week since surgery with no joy. Found this thread and I just want to say thanks it worked. Feel much better now. However my wife does not understand how all this works. She has a sore rear end and still cannot go poop.

I do not get it either but thanks.

I just died!!! Lmfaoooo