Is this dangerous I'm five months out

To your sleeve???...Why would it???

Given that anything going in your anus would have to travel at least 25 feet through your intestines to reach your stomach, I'm going to guess hell no unless your partner is some kind of serious anatomical freak or you have the world's longest toy at your disposal.

Hilarious!

Yes it will. The only safe sex post sleeve is in the ear. But that's only until you're completely healed up, start experiencing less restriction, and can tolerate all normal foods.

Oh you guys are killing me! Hilarious responses. I'm thinking it would definitely be safe as long as you use enough lube and your partner isn't 20 feet long. I wouldn't recommend putting anything in your anus that is much longer than your rectum....which is only 5 inches long. And make sure that anything you place there is long enough to get out again.....nothing more embarrassing than to have to get something removed surgically because it got lost. Good luck!

But does the high protein/low carbs rule still apply on that end?

Yes it will. The only safe sex post sleeve is in the ear. But that's only until you're completely healed up, start experiencing less restriction, and can tolerate all normal foods.

Dang it I almost woke my baby laughing at this response!!

To OP: yes, if you feel up to it, go for it. Personally I've had some hormonal changes that have led to an extended cycle and less "interest" all around. For what it's worth I'd definitely prefer anal than oral right now.

Lol do some research..... Anal can relieve constipation so we could all file that tidbit away

Lol do some research..... Anal can relieve constipation so we could all file that tidbit away

A first this sounds good, then all I can think is how fast does it relieve constipation....

Talk about killing the mood.

To the OP: My boyfriend and I were oraly intimate 4 days post op, and vaginal shortly there after. So at 5 months I can't see any problem if your in the mood. TBH (tmi warning) I've been too drained over all for anal, as it takes more effort lol. ENJOY!!!!

Re: killing the mood... Too funny. Not that fast. Bwahahaha

I was searching for constipation information since it has been a week since surgery with no joy. Found this thread and I just want to say thanks it worked. Feel much better now. However my wife does not understand how all this works. She has a sore rear end and still cannot go poop.

I do not get it either but thanks.

I was searching for constipation information since it has been a week since surgery with no joy. Found this thread and I just want to say thanks it worked. Feel much better now. However my wife does not understand how all this works. She has a sore rear end and still cannot go poop. I do not get it either but thanks.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

This thread has me cracking up

Ok...sooooo I

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Awww sorry jakk my research says the mans length, and girth, and amount of semen, determine how much he really helps her situation. Sooooo if she still can't go.....

But happy you're happy! Lol ;-P