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Why is it ok for Santa to be overweight?

Sleevie J

By Sleevie J, in Gastric Sleeve Surgery Forums

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Sleevie J    130

Sleevie J
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Just for laughs.

With the obesity issues facing this country isn't it about time we put Santa on a weight loss plan. The accumulation of fat around his mid section is a precursor to future health issues. He binges all night on Cookies and and likely suffers from diabetes. Are we sending the right messages to kids? I think it's time for us to wake up and realize that Santa is a ticking time bomb. Santa needs an intervention. We need to put out more carrots and less Cookies. He needs more exercise and less sleigh rides. Maybe he should look into weight loss surgery. Next year I would like to see a slimmer, healthier Santa.

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L-in-NJ    136

L-in-NJ
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This is how Santa should look lol

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joatsaint    2,814

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The world loves an overweight Santa becasue he's like Oprah - unlimited weath and gives away free stuff once a year!

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NMJG    1,266

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Santa is fat because he is jolly! Aren't all fat people jolly?

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