Call me <evil> but...

[Butterthebean 8,146]

Lol, yeah the heels make me chuckle every time. Those type of women are definitely not anything I plan on being like. Those women make my husband laugh too. (I think he secretly finds them cute, but he wouldn't get along with them well even if he had to.) .....

All of us guys find them cute and can't help but look every now and then. But the women we love are the ones comfortable enough in their own skin to wear flip flops and a football jersey to the game.

Ok....back to inlaws....they suck.

[LipstickLady 25,682]

Madame. I am definitely shopping for the "RIGHT" outfit.

Fluffy says it must not be a crop top and heels, though.

[Fluffnomore 1,235]

You can wear that. Just not to a football game with your teenaged children.

OKOKOK, I don't like cropped tops on anyone.

[5.0junkie 770]

Hey Butter, can we work out one of those deals like they do in the movies where you "take care" of my in-laws and I'll "take care" of yours???? I despise mine so much that I don't even claim them as in-laws. My wife's mother needs a prison shank in the throat. You interested?!?!?!

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

All of us guys find them cute and can't help but look every now and then.

This is not 'avin a go - just an opportunity to explore the male psyche...

May I ask why guys find them 'cute'?

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

Madame. I am definitely shopping for the "RIGHT" outfit.

Fluffy says it must not be a crop top and heels, though.

Demure all the way. Leather thong should cover it

[Butterthebean 8,146]

Hey Butter, can we work out one of those deals like they do in the movies where you "take care" of my in-laws and I'll "take care" of yours???? I despise mine so much that I don't even claim them as in-laws. My wife's mother needs a prison shank in the throat. You interested?!?!?!

I keep thinking Father Time is going to get my FIL. Somehow they skipped over him during the Spanish Inquisition, and he lived through the first round of bubonic plague. He's too mean and self righteous to go that easily. I think he's waiting for rapture.

That being said, yeah...just send your MIL out in front of my wife while she's driving to work. She rarely looks where she's going. She drives by sound.....just avoiding the other car's horns. Her ability to drive and text is epic.

[LipstickLady 25,682]

Leather? Up my assticle? I really prefer sequins.

[Butterthebean 8,146]

This is not 'avin a go - just an opportunity to explore the male psyche...

May I ask <em>why</em> guys find them 'cute'?

Because we like to look at sexy bodies.....but it doesn't mean we want to be with them. We want to be with a woman who takes charge......while letting us think we're in charge.

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

Because we like to look at sexy bodies.....but it doesn't mean we want to be with them. We want to be with a woman who takes charge......while letting us think we're in charge.

Hehe, you're so honest.

I was hoping someone would say 'out of sympathy'..

[Madam Reverie 2,958]

Leather? Up my assticle? I really prefer sequins.

How 'bout those swarovski crystal things?!

[Fluffnomore 1,235]

Right. Like, "Oh, that poor woman. She obviously can't afford a full length shirt and has to wear her toddler's leavings."

LSL Let's just vajazzle you and call it a day.

[woo woo 872]

LSL Let's just vajazzle you and call it a day.

LMFAO I vote for this ^^^ Perfect for the holidays!

[Butterthebean 8,146]

LSL Let's just vajazzle you and call it a day.

Is that anything like a sparkly vajayjay?

[Butterthebean 8,146]

Hehe, you're so honest.

I was hoping someone would say 'out of sympathy'..

Yes....we sympathize with their husbands.