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Just putting it out there, so 'dirty' little secrets may see the light of day!

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Okay, so, since I've been frequenting this virtual bariatric world, there appear to be a few issues which seem to ignite much debate and throw the most meekly devised threads into huge ego-centric 'flaming' exercises.

Not only do I, personally, find this predictably boring; it is also deeply unhelpful. We all know that this process changes or should change, how we do and view things to do with food and wider health issues, forever. As such, it takes a bit of getting used to.

The prospect of having to adapt our long-held behaviours is scary and our little food related rituals? They are tough bleedin' Cookies to break. (My apologies for mentioning the 'C' word there)

Consequently, I'm a big believer in the adage that 'skeletons in the cupboard' are no longer 'skeletons', if they are dragged out into the light of day. (Normally kicking and screaming with the neighbours looking on in horror)

So, roll-up, roll-up. Consider this an online bariatric confessional!

There'll be no 'Hail Mary's' or 'Our Fathers' and flagellation will NOT and should not be forthcoming.

I want you to tell us your 'dirty' little bariatric secrets.

What did you do? Why did you do it? (and I will refrain from asking 'with whom?' you did it!) How did it make you feel afterwards? Did you resolve to never do it again - or indeed, did you think that actually, everything in moderation is not so bad after all?

Did you chow down on that hot-sauce laden and cheese encrusted beef taco 2 days post op? (No one can tell I'm fantasizing about anything that does not constitute a 'fluid' much, can you?!!!) Did you sneak into the fridge and eat all your kids chocolate bars, happy in the knowledge that your Protein Pump Inhibitors would prevent you from getting indigestion? Did you swallow 10 vodka martini's to see if your pouch and your legs could take it?

Come on, tell Aunty Revs and lets see if we can put these beasts to bed once and for all :) x

As is only fair, I shall go first.. Tonight, I, 8 days post surgery, ate a fair amount of cheese frosting off the top of a red velvet cupcake (and maybe a couple of mouthfuls of the sponge, too). Why? Because it was there. Did it make any sense? No, because I have never craved sweet stuff. I'm a savoury kind of girl. What did I learn from it? That damn, I'm an emotional eater (which I never thought I was) and that shockingly, that **** went down a little bit too easily. Consequently, I learnt in that way lies grave danger...

See, if I can do it, anyone can. So, step forward and lets hear the 'worst' you've got. Everyone is welcome and all are equal here :) x

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Wondering if this is a serious thread of not but here goes:

I drink a lot of alcohol in one sitting.

I don't exercise (my skin looks pretty okay)

I am beginning to feel my bulimia rear it's ugly head again and consume my life.

I'm scared to confess this to my doctor and get actual help so I pretend like everything is okay when it's not

Alk to your doctor or someone, u worked so hard

HEY ITS DEB

Dont you know we are not supposed to use straws!! They will blow up your tummy!!

We can never, for the rest of our lives use a straw? That's crazy and sad.
Very sad

HEY ITS DEB

Omg... Where do I begin.. So these are something's that I'm not proud of...

1.I can drink soda except coke and Dr.pepper.. They hurt. Sprite my fav!!

2.I love hot food... I can have hot cheetos!

3.Can't eat fried chicken but tried it.

4.Can eat ice cream.

5.don't really do sweet but I did have a spoon of peach cobbler.

6.still eat French fries..

I have to get back on track bad!!!

2 months out down 60lbs.

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5 weeks out coffee and a glass of wine. Also had a cracker the other day.

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I've loved this thread! Read all 36 pages! LOL! How's everyone doing now?

P.S. Reading this thread while doing my two weeks of Clear liquids (plus Protein shakes) was a little brutal, but the entertainment value was with the pain!

How's everyone now??

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I love this page because it's real and I don't feel so alone. When can I eat popcorn again. I miss it so much!! I will be starting 3rd week post op. Tried to drink a tall iced coffee today. My tummy got mad. I'm learning slowly that my eyes are bigger than my stomach. I order big and then have to throw it away. I guess that's my brain. Keep this page going please!!!

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I may or may not partake in a piece of dark chocolate occasionally [emoji848]

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1 week post OP my husband, son and I went shopping at our local Sam's club. Before surgery we would all get a hot dog meal which include a 1/4 lb hotdog w/bun and a 32oz drink. Well, I had packed myself the good ol Protein shake and like a hungry dog watched them eat their meals....then out of the blue i say very seriously and quite loudly to my husband "can i lick your hotdog??"

Omg. The look on his face and the faces of the surrounding patrons was enough to make us bust up laughing. I did not get to taste the Nathan's 1/4 hotdog that day, but just a week ago I was able to have a couple bites. Which didn't sit well anyway.

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I didn't follow the pre-op liquid diet that my surgeon makes everyone do for two full weeks. Not at all. I couldnt do it. I woke up everyday saying that I was going to stick to my surgeons plan, and everyday I ended up binging like crazy. I'd be good all day, and then after work I'd run to burger king and order a double whopper with cheese, large chocolate shake and onion rings, ten piece chicken nugget, and large coke. One day I went to the Chinese place and ordered TWO full meals and ate them both within an hour. I also consumed an 8piece bucket of fried chicken alone, followed by a pint of Ben and Jerry's. It was my worst two weeks, and was when I realized I needed the surgery more than ever. I was out of control. I somehow managed to stick to clear liquids the very last day before my surgery, and the surgeon didn't mention anything about my liver being too large and I have had a very successful surgery and weight loss (at least, I believe so).

Phew, feels good to get that off of my chest after all this time :D

@mmazzo. Good question! Where are all those folks who just days after surgery were partaking into some really scary habitual eating. Did they reach goal (within normal BMI range)? Have they maintained weight loss? Are they dead? Lots of slippery slope behavior documented here.

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Love this thread.

My confession: first week back at work I had to go on a business trip. I was booked into a Doubletree and before I realized what was happening they had thrust a warm chocolate chip cookie in my hand. I went straight to my room and ate it slowly and secretly! Worth every bite--but I don't stay at Doubletrees anymore!

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This thread is hilarious and probably the best I've seen on here!

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