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Looking for a waste basket to throw up in....:)

Oh little fiddle fig! Nothing to throw up about!

If you work hard enough, you too can look like my country fried abs!

Keep working, and maybe I'll let you pour your gravy on my biscuits!!

My! my!

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Do you guys know how to block someone?

Oh my little Beans and frank! I think I know who your talking about!! I've had several women PMing me, telling me that you pm them and harass them! LIARS!! Crumbly crumpets!

And sour milkyway's they are!

I will stand by my man!

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Oh my little Beans and frank! I think I know who your talking about!! I've had several women PMing me, telling me that you pm them and harass them! LIARS!! Crumbly crumpets!

And sour milkyway's they are!

I will stand by my man!

Pokey I can totally see that you and schmootzy pants over there have a great thing going. But girl, some of us are starving over here. Less of the butter, biscuits, gravy, beans, franks, pies, milkyways etc? An articulate and ladylike person such as you no doubt has a lot of non-food love-nothings she could call someone like your hunka burning lurrvvee.

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Oh my little Beans and frank! I think I know who your talking about!! I've had several women PMing me' date=' telling me that you pm them and harass them! LIARS!! Crumbly crumpets!

And sour milkyway's they are!

I will stand by my man![/quote']

The only person getting harassed is me lol

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The only person getting harassed is me lol

Well you started by saying you we're all alone and needed sex.

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I touched on this a bit in my story. I was told a rumor, that for every 30 pounds I lost, I would gain an inch downstairs. Now I am not sure if it has been all of that, but there is a difference. First, I know that I am reaching areas that I have not reached before. Not sure I can go into to much detail, but I can say, I know, due to certain sounds that are made, like choking, that has never been done before. That, and other things. So to make a very long story, that I could go into great detail about, my sex life has been extremely wonderful since surgery. Not just for me, but for my wife.

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Pokey I can totally see that you and schmootzy pants over there have a great thing going. But girl' date=' some of us are starving over here. Less of the butter, biscuits, gravy, Beans, franks, pies, milkyways etc? An articulate and ladylike person such as you no doubt has a lot of non-food love-nothings she could call someone like your hunka burning lurrvvee.[/quote']

Uh I misspoke. I meant schmootzy no-no pants

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First' date=' I know that I am reaching areas that I have not reached before. Not sure I can go into to much detail, but I can say, I know, due to certain sounds that are made, like choking, that has never been done before. That, and other things. So to make a very long story, that I could go into great detail about, my sex life has been extremely wonderful since surgery. Not just for me, but for my wife.[/quote']

So love, you are saying that when you have sex with your wife, she gags?

Oh sweet potato I think you might be doing something wrong!!!

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Oh little fiddle fig! Nothing to throw up about!

If you work hard enough' date=' you too can look like my country fried abs!

Keep working, and maybe I'll let you pour your gravy on my biscuits!!

My! my![/quote']

Actually big country and I have similar body compositions. I just choose not to flash glamour nude shots of myself all over VST. No need to. However, I will share advice when people ask or just for the fun of it. Not looking to get involved in this romantic tryst in any way on this thread beyond this response. Have at it with big country.

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Actually big country and I have similar body compositions. I just choose not to flash glamour nude shots of myself all over VST. No need to. However' date=' I will share advice when people ask or just for the fun of it. Not looking to get involved in this romantic tryst in any way on this thread beyond this response. Have at it with big country.[/quote']

Oh yes! My little chicken nugget! I'm sure they are.... umm...similar....

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The only person getting harassed is me lol

Hunny, I will tell them to leave you alone!!

I think they are jealous that they can't have you.

And some of them might be jealous because they can't be you!

Not all of them can have crunch in their cucumbers !!

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